Monday is my favorite time of year I'm gonna tell you what I really think I like about Mondays Cause they feel like Saturdays When you don't gotta go to work Every day is a holiday I wake up when I want to I do anything I wanna do Can't wait for Tuesday I really never liked Fridays (I don't) I can't do what I wanna do (Like to) Sold out at the movies (Go out) Can't eat at the restaurants (Weekends) Everybody want a good time But the bar's full of cigarette smoke I think I'll stay home I think I'll wait for Monday I live a 5 day weekend I gotta year long holiday Thank God it's Monday The only place that I gotta go be Is at the show or on the first tee Thank God for irony Nevermind the aggravation, modulation Gimme another key I'll tell you why I like Tuesdays (Wednesday) Cause the're kinda like Christmas (New Years) Come to think about Wednesdays (Thursday) Are a little like Hanukkah (Every day is good) Thursday's Thanksgiving I'm talking about good living I'll think I give thanks Thank God it's Monday Thank God it's Monday Thank God it's Monday Thank God it's Monday Thank God it's Monday Thank God it's Monday Thank God it's Monday