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I was backstage at a festival in Germany |
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Talking to a cute, fair skinned brunette |
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I asked her if she wanted to have a beer |
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and if she liked our set |
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I noticed that her hair was longer in the back |
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I figured that's cuz she's canadian |
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That's why I was surprised |
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when she told me she was fully lesbian |
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That's when I realized it was Sara |
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or maybe it was Tegan |
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I'm pretty sure that it was Sara |
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Cuz Johnny Samson said she was the cool one |
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I told her that I was a big fan of her band |
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She asked me if I had a favorite song |
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I admitted that I never actually heard them |
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But I like K.D. Lang |
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I told her this Jew knows about the Junos |
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and how they got robbed three times in a row |
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And then I asked her if she knew of anyone |
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who's selling pills or blow |
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That's when I creeped out Sara |
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Or maybe I just pissed her |
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off when I asked her if her sister |
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And her had ever had a threesome |
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Where they both ganged up on one girl |
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A fourgy or a fivesome |
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Do they think strapons are groovy |
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And had they ever seen the movie |
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"Bound", and did they like Jenifer Tilly |
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Did they like Jennifer Tilly |
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Sara said she |
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Preferred Gina Gershon |
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Angelina Jolie |
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In a "Gia" movie |
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That was on HBO |
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And "If these walls could talk" |
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Made Tegan cry alot |
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After that I almost forgot what she said |
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That's the problem with Diazepam |
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So many things I don't remember |
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But I got a sinking feeling |
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It's not that i'm a clairvoyant |
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But I think I creeped out Sara |
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I was creeping out on Sara |
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I hope it wasn't Tegan |
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Cuz Skiba said she is the cooler one |