[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [00:31.41]I used to watch "Highway Patrol" [00:34.25]Whittlin' with my knife [00:39.18]But the thought never struck me [00:41.50]I'd be black and white for life [00:46.48]I was raised on law and order [00:49.17]In a community of strife [00:52.04]Became a restless boarder [00:54.36]And I never took a wife. [01:08.48]I went lookin' for Khaddafi [01:11.21]Aboard Air Force One [01:16.35]But I never did find him [01:18.67]And the C.I.A. said Son, [01:23.76]You'll never be a hero [01:26.54]Your flyin' days are done [01:29.40]It's time for you to go home now [01:31.61]Stop sniffin' that smokin' gun. [02:16.52]I was travellin' with my family [02:19.34]In the Mideast late one night [02:24.58]In the hotel all was quiet [02:27.01]The kids were out like little lights [02:32.05]Then the street was filled with jeeps [02:34.71]There was an explosion to the right [02:37.29]They chanted "Death to America" [02:39.66]I was feelin' like a fight. [02:54.12]So I ran downstairs [02:56.93]And out into the street [03:01.61]Someone kicked me in the belly [03:04.18]Someone else kissed my feet [03:09.43]I was Rambo in the disco [03:12.09]I was shootin' to the beat [03:14.57]When they burned me in effigy [03:17.15]My vacation was complete.