[00:10.65]The school Christmas party is coming
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[00:15.26]We ain't doing rugby no more
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[00:19.96]McIntyres teaching us waltzing
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[00:24.72]Out on the gymnasium floor
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[00:29.23]Out on the gymnasium floor
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[00:36.38]McIntyres out of the army
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[00:40.90]Youll be slippered if you get it wrong
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[00:45.77]McIntyre's dim, looms loud in the gym
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[00:50.46]Well, we've only got our little shorts on
[00:55.50]We've only got our little shorts on
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[01:02.13]And it's 1, 2, 3, 2, 2, were all a disgrace
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[01:07.17]McIntyre tore us apart
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[01:11.52]And we danced with ourselves
[01:13.62]When wed all find a space
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[01:17.67]Waltzing with fear in our hearts
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[01:22.48]Waltzing with fear in our hearts
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[01:36.37]Comes the day of the big final manoeuvres
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[01:41.42]All of our heads are a whirl
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[01:45.90]Its getting much closer to D day
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[01:50.69]This time we're gonna do it with girls
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[01:55.50]This time we're gonna do it with girls
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[02:02.08]In the arena the ladies were waiting
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[02:07.19]A twelve year old partner to guide
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[02:11.62]Some matches were fixed, the rest of us mixed
[02:16.40]And a fat girl got left at the side
[02:21.47]A fat girl got left at the side
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[02:28.23]And it's 1, 2, 3, 2, 2, were all a disgrace
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[02:33.32]McIntyre tore us apart
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[02:37.63]And we danced with ourselves
[02:39.48]When wed all find a space
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[02:43.85]Waltzing with fear in our hearts
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[02:48.62]Waltzing with fear in our hearts
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[03:02.36]When you come to my fights
[03:04.71]And I am under the lights
[03:07.04]And you see that my footwork is false
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[03:12.21]Don't count me out at the start of the bout
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[03:16.55]I'm just doing the secondary waltz
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[03:21.66]Doing the secondary waltz
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