| Song | Mr. Smooth |
| Artist | Michael Franks |
| Album | Barefoot On The Beach |
| 作词 : Franks | |
| In every city whether it be large or small | |
| His tired playlist drones | |
| But some of us remember how much choice there was | |
| Before he took the throne | |
| He's Mr. Smooth - His Hipness, the Great | |
| For Mr. Smooth's verdict we must wait | |
| So Mr. Smooth, when out turn comes round | |
| Dear Mr. Smooth, we only hope it won't be "thumbs down" | |
| His power and reputation he earned cleverly: | |
| Play fifteen-second tracks | |
| Then just tape the electrodes to the average Joe | |
| To see how he reacts | |
| The rest of us mere mortals on the treadmill trace | |
| Out work-a-day gulag | |
| And strive for the tome until the day he falls from grace | |
| And rivals fold the flag of Mr. Smooth | |
| WE bow to Mr. Smooth | |
| Kowtow to Mr. Smooth | |
| We're stuck with Mr. Smooth | |
| Don't ____ with Mr. Smooth! |
| zuò cí : Franks | |
| In every city whether it be large or small | |
| His tired playlist drones | |
| But some of us remember how much choice there was | |
| Before he took the throne | |
| He' s Mr. Smooth His Hipness, the Great | |
| For Mr. Smooth' s verdict we must wait | |
| So Mr. Smooth, when out turn comes round | |
| Dear Mr. Smooth, we only hope it won' t be " thumbs down" | |
| His power and reputation he earned cleverly: | |
| Play fifteensecond tracks | |
| Then just tape the electrodes to the average Joe | |
| To see how he reacts | |
| The rest of us mere mortals on the treadmill trace | |
| Out workaday gulag | |
| And strive for the tome until the day he falls from grace | |
| And rivals fold the flag of Mr. Smooth | |
| WE bow to Mr. Smooth | |
| Kowtow to Mr. Smooth | |
| We' re stuck with Mr. Smooth | |
| Don' t ____ with Mr. Smooth! |