I know whereof I speak Believe me When it comes to the subject Of loneliness look it up you'll see There is a picture of me But that's ancient history now Completely Now when it comes to the subject Of happiness I'm the man to see And my advice in summary: Look for a soul mate Someone whose love will go the Distance Stop collecting only temporary hearts Just find a soul mate And then let go of your resistance You'll live happy ever after from the start You need a soul mate Before your house of cards collapses Whose devotion's like a candle in the night Locate a soul mate To help you navigate the rapids That rise up along the river of your life It's you or do my eyes deceive me? Like divine intervention You gave your heart to me for keeps I knew I was in deep This feeling I have it never leaves me What a perfect invention Love is. It soothes the savage beast These words of wisdom I repeat: