"This is your captain speaking, with just a little flight information Coming up on the left we're going to be catching a glimpse of the Grand Canyon On the right you can be able to see the Hoover Dam In just a a few minutes. We're flying at an altitude of 37,000 feet And our air speed is four hundred miles an hour... Couple a little facts here, I'm packing a Colt King Cobra That's a .357 caliber firearm with a black rubber-grip and a six inch barrel Also, the co-pilot is carrying a Kimber Custom defense pistol with all the bells And whistles you'd expect from a custom gun of that kind with an alloy frame And bevel treatment on the entire gun And our Chief Flight Attendant Roger has a uh Ruger Bearcat, that .22 with a hand-fluted cylinder All three are capable of piercing body Armor at a distance of up to twenty-seven feet and you can put a hole In human bone and flesh the size of the Grand Canyon, which By the way is coming up on the left hand side of the plane, so just Sit back, relax, and enjoy the rest of your flight..." From the top, la, la, la, la... La, la, la, la, lalalalala... La, la, la, la... la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Mentioned that he worked for the embassy People seem to find that interesting High status, intrigue and mystery Special code name on the hotel registry I love it when they say "Enjoy your stay" They say how they mean it Cause that's the way they been trained Show you to your room A suite with a view When, if anything at all Do not hesitate to call Nice! The greatest, the greatest Compliments, tooth brush, tooth paste, razors A Bible, a Qur'an in a drawer Or depending where you are Tend to whisper through the walls She was calling on God The greatest, the greatest Salutations, congratulations Reservations, exclusive arrangements Dinner with the patrons, the scenery is amazing It's so outrageous, they whisper when they say it When it's really real it's even realer than "The Matrix" Classic, modern, ancient, flagrant Get a special thrill every time they get to say it Peace! I work with the embassy On behalf of imagination industry I come visit, you come visit Such a pleasure, official business La, la, la, la... La, la, la, la, la-la-la-la... (Boogie, boogie, man, man) La, la, la, la...la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la The Embassy...greetings