| Song | Busting Up a Starbucks |
| Artist | Mike Doughty |
| Album | The Question Jar Show |
| It will always be, the end of time | |
| The end of law, the end of life | |
| The dogs will howl and yank the leash | |
| From tree to tree and from each to each | |
| And does the man who makes the shoes own you, clown | |
| You can’t even pry the nameplate off, now can you? | |
| Fix it with your tiny fist there | |
| James Van | |
| Der Beek and them sisters from sister, sister | |
| The only one that’s ever felt this is you, the force that’s forcing you | |
| To feel like busting up a | |
| StarbucksBusting up a | |
| StarbucksBusting up a | |
| StarbucksBusting up a | |
| StarbucksThis bitter drink, has made you drunk | |
| The thoughts you think become unthunk | |
| The sea’s ablaze and the sky is too | |
| The water’s red and the flames are blue | |
| And does the man who makes the shoes own you, clown | |
| You can’t even pry the nameplate off, now can you? | |
| Fix it with your tiny fist there up | |
| James Van | |
| Der Beek and them sisters from sister, sister | |
| The only one that’s ever felt this is you, the force that’s forcing you | |
| To feel like busting up a | |
| StarbucksBusting up a | |
| StarbucksBusting up a | |
| StarbucksBusting up a | |
| StarbucksNyack! | |
| Ronkonkoma! | |
| East Orange! | |
| Piscataway! | |
| Busting up a | |
| StarbucksBusting up a | |
| StarbucksBusting up a | |
| Starbucks... |
| It will always be, the end of time | |
| The end of law, the end of life | |
| The dogs will howl and yank the leash | |
| From tree to tree and from each to each | |
| And does the man who makes the shoes own you, clown | |
| You can' t even pry the nameplate off, now can you? | |
| Fix it with your tiny fist there | |
| James Van | |
| Der Beek and them sisters from sister, sister | |
| The only one that' s ever felt this is you, the force that' s forcing you | |
| To feel like busting up a | |
| StarbucksBusting up a | |
| StarbucksBusting up a | |
| StarbucksBusting up a | |
| StarbucksThis bitter drink, has made you drunk | |
| The thoughts you think become unthunk | |
| The sea' s ablaze and the sky is too | |
| The water' s red and the flames are blue | |
| And does the man who makes the shoes own you, clown | |
| You can' t even pry the nameplate off, now can you? | |
| Fix it with your tiny fist there up | |
| James Van | |
| Der Beek and them sisters from sister, sister | |
| The only one that' s ever felt this is you, the force that' s forcing you | |
| To feel like busting up a | |
| StarbucksBusting up a | |
| StarbucksBusting up a | |
| StarbucksBusting up a | |
| StarbucksNyack! | |
| Ronkonkoma! | |
| East Orange! | |
| Piscataway! | |
| Busting up a | |
| StarbucksBusting up a | |
| StarbucksBusting up a | |
| Starbucks... |