You & the Cockroach

Song You & the Cockroach
Artist Hobo Johnson
Album The Fall of Hobo Johnson

Lyrics

[00:00.00] 作词 : Frank Lopes Jr.
[00:00.96] 作曲 : Frank Lopes Jr.
[00:01.93] Okay picture this:
[00:02.82] There's this cold floating rock, right
[00:04.08] And at the bottom of this rock there's this ocean
[00:05.42] And at the bottom of the ocean there's these
[00:06.63] Little teeny amoeba, right
[00:07.99] And after millions of years these amoeba
[00:09.54] They start turning into fish and swimming around
[00:11.30] I don't know how it works, but it does
[00:12.60] So these amoebas, right, these amoeba fish
[00:14.82] Are swimming around until one day
[00:16.21] One of these fish is like "you know what
[00:17.18] I ****ing hate the ocean, it sucks, its cold, its wet
[00:20.85] I'm done! I'm done"
[00:22.33] So he grabs these ****ing little things that are called hands and feet
[00:25.35] And he connects them to his body
[00:26.83] And he crawls out of this ocean, right
[00:29.54] And when he gets onto the bay, guess what he sees?
[00:31.04] He looks around and he sees
[00:31.88] A female fish, and she's beautiful., oh my god, stunning
[00:35.29] So they talk, they talk for a few days
[00:37.44] And then they start, you know after a few days they start
[00:39.25] Mashing parts, 'cause that's what happens, right? (Mashing parts!)
[00:41.32] So they mash parts and all these babies get born
[00:43.50] And after millions of years these
[00:44.56] Babies shed their scales, shed their fins
[00:46.39] Until they start standing upright, and one day
[00:48.49] They **** and their brains get so big
[00:50.68] That they understand these really scary concepts
[00:52.43] And one of these concepts is that they're going to... die!
[00:55.14] And what's scarier than knowing you're going to die?
[00:57.23] Nothing, to me
[00:59.49] So one day this guy's like:
[01:01.64] "You know what, I'm gonna create something
[01:03.29] That makes me not afraid of dying", Right?
[01:05.00] So he comes up with it, and its actually called...
[01:06.88] This thing you may know as, its called... Religion!
[01:10.53] And this religion causes a bunch of... Conflict!
[01:13.99] Conflict, bang bang bang, that's literally what it sounds like
[01:17.28] So with all this (Conflict!) they understand they need some order
[01:20.84] So they create this thing called... Government!
[01:22.38] To keep each other in line, but guess what?
[01:24.69] It actually doesn't happen like that
[01:25.97] Guess what it creates? It creates a bunch more... Conflict!
[01:28.96] Oh my god, and out of all this conflict arises a president
[01:32.76] And this president is orange, he's got orange hair
[01:35.48] It's parted to the side, it looks really dumb
[01:37.34] He's chubby, and he's got little sausage fingers
[01:40.38] They look like Little Smokeys
[01:41.64] I personally love Little Smokeys
[01:43.83] Either way, he starts arguing with this leader
[01:45.63] On the other side of the world
[01:47.02] He's got a bowl cut, he's similarly pudgy
[01:48.65] He's got sausage fingers too
[01:49.83] I don't know what it is with guys with sausage fingers
[01:51.38] But it messes their minds up, right?
[01:52.97] So they start bickering like little children
[01:54.66] And one day the guy with orange hair is just like
[01:56.41] "You know what I'm gonna ****ing do it, I've got a
[01:57.99] Small d**k I ain't got nothing to lose"
[01:59.39] So he gets his thing, and he presses the button and it just goes
[02:01.62] Ba-ba-ba-bang bang and it blows him up
[02:03.99] And everybody dies
[02:06.09] Everybody dies
[02:07.34] Everybody dies
[02:08.86] What's the only thing that survives a nuclear war?
[02:11.44] Everyone say it on 5...
[02:13.63] 1, 2, 3, 4... 5 Cockroaches!
[02:17.85] So the cockroaches are really small
[02:19.14] But after millions of years they start getting bigger
[02:21.01] Then one day they start losing their ****ing shale... shells
[02:23.48] And losing their ****ing antennas
[02:25.60] And then their ****ing brains get so big
[02:27.88] They understand these really scary concepts
[02:29.90] And the concepts that they are going to... Die!
[02:32.36] But guess what, they don't wanna die
[02:33.65] So they create this new thing called... Religion!
[02:35.31] But it creates a newer thing called... Conflict!
[02:37.01] So then they protect each other, so they create... Government!
[02:39.77] But then it creates even more... Conflict!
[02:41.28] Oh my god, and out of the conflict arises this ****ing president
[02:45.10] He's a cockroach, he's a little small boy
[02:47.88] And he gets really ****ing insecure
[02:51.54] About his place in the world, ha ha ha, classic
[02:54.23] So he finds some guy to project onto
[02:56.13] And they start bickering, and he bickers and bickers
[02:58.05] The other guy's like, "**** you"
[02:59.06] The other guy's like, "**** you mother****er"
[03:01.33] But he has to go to his top cockroach scientist
[03:03.22] Because guess what, nukes don't ****ing work on cockroaches
[03:06.44] It bounces off them like... a soft ocean breeze
[03:09.29] So the president ****ing, he's like
[03:11.21] "Ok I'm gonna do it"
[03:12.22] So he devises a new missile
[03:13.19] He talks to his top cockroach scientist, imagine that
[03:15.52] A big humanlike cockroach in a ****ing labsuit with glasses on, heh
[03:18.47] So he ****ing tells him, he's like
[03:20.73] "We need a missile that kills cockroaches"
[03:22.03] So the scientist is like
[03:23.38] "Ok I got it, it's gonna be a missile
[03:24.95] And on the end of the missile instead of a nuke
[03:26.82] It's one giant, president it's a giant, it's a giant..."
[03:31.61] SHOE!
[03:32.84] AND IT BLOWS HIM UP
[03:36.91] It's a giant... shoe, heh
[03:41.70] Classic, classic, classic, classic, classic, I mean
[03:43.96] I mean, we just tryna chill
[03:46.30] We didn't come here to show off, or like floss our shit
[03:51.64] Or anything like that
[03:53.03] We just came to chill and have fun
[03:55.39] And I guess that's what life's all about
[03:59.01] Ha ha, let go

Pinyin

[00:00.00] zuò cí : Frank Lopes Jr.
[00:00.96] zuò qǔ : Frank Lopes Jr.
[00:01.93] Okay picture this:
[00:02.82] There' s this cold floating rock, right
[00:04.08] And at the bottom of this rock there' s this ocean
[00:05.42] And at the bottom of the ocean there' s these
[00:06.63] Little teeny amoeba, right
[00:07.99] And after millions of years these amoeba
[00:09.54] They start turning into fish and swimming around
[00:11.30] I don' t know how it works, but it does
[00:12.60] So these amoebas, right, these amoeba fish
[00:14.82] Are swimming around until one day
[00:16.21] One of these fish is like " you know what
[00:17.18] I ing hate the ocean, it sucks, its cold, its wet
[00:20.85] I' m done! I' m done"
[00:22.33] So he grabs these ing little things that are called hands and feet
[00:25.35] And he connects them to his body
[00:26.83] And he crawls out of this ocean, right
[00:29.54] And when he gets onto the bay, guess what he sees?
[00:31.04] He looks around and he sees
[00:31.88] A female fish, and she' s beautiful., oh my god, stunning
[00:35.29] So they talk, they talk for a few days
[00:37.44] And then they start, you know after a few days they start
[00:39.25] Mashing parts, ' cause that' s what happens, right? Mashing parts!
[00:41.32] So they mash parts and all these babies get born
[00:43.50] And after millions of years these
[00:44.56] Babies shed their scales, shed their fins
[00:46.39] Until they start standing upright, and one day
[00:48.49] They and their brains get so big
[00:50.68] That they understand these really scary concepts
[00:52.43] And one of these concepts is that they' re going to... die!
[00:55.14] And what' s scarier than knowing you' re going to die?
[00:57.23] Nothing, to me
[00:59.49] So one day this guy' s like:
[01:01.64] " You know what, I' m gonna create something
[01:03.29] That makes me not afraid of dying", Right?
[01:05.00] So he comes up with it, and its actually called...
[01:06.88] This thing you may know as, its called... Religion!
[01:10.53] And this religion causes a bunch of... Conflict!
[01:13.99] Conflict, bang bang bang, that' s literally what it sounds like
[01:17.28] So with all this Conflict! they understand they need some order
[01:20.84] So they create this thing called... Government!
[01:22.38] To keep each other in line, but guess what?
[01:24.69] It actually doesn' t happen like that
[01:25.97] Guess what it creates? It creates a bunch more... Conflict!
[01:28.96] Oh my god, and out of all this conflict arises a president
[01:32.76] And this president is orange, he' s got orange hair
[01:35.48] It' s parted to the side, it looks really dumb
[01:37.34] He' s chubby, and he' s got little sausage fingers
[01:40.38] They look like Little Smokeys
[01:41.64] I personally love Little Smokeys
[01:43.83] Either way, he starts arguing with this leader
[01:45.63] On the other side of the world
[01:47.02] He' s got a bowl cut, he' s similarly pudgy
[01:48.65] He' s got sausage fingers too
[01:49.83] I don' t know what it is with guys with sausage fingers
[01:51.38] But it messes their minds up, right?
[01:52.97] So they start bickering like little children
[01:54.66] And one day the guy with orange hair is just like
[01:56.41] " You know what I' m gonna ing do it, I' ve got a
[01:57.99] Small d k I ain' t got nothing to lose"
[01:59.39] So he gets his thing, and he presses the button and it just goes
[02:01.62] Babababang bang and it blows him up
[02:03.99] And everybody dies
[02:06.09] Everybody dies
[02:07.34] Everybody dies
[02:08.86] What' s the only thing that survives a nuclear war?
[02:11.44] Everyone say it on 5...
[02:13.63] 1, 2, 3, 4... 5 Cockroaches!
[02:17.85] So the cockroaches are really small
[02:19.14] But after millions of years they start getting bigger
[02:21.01] Then one day they start losing their ing shale... shells
[02:23.48] And losing their ing antennas
[02:25.60] And then their ing brains get so big
[02:27.88] They understand these really scary concepts
[02:29.90] And the concepts that they are going to... Die!
[02:32.36] But guess what, they don' t wanna die
[02:33.65] So they create this new thing called... Religion!
[02:35.31] But it creates a newer thing called... Conflict!
[02:37.01] So then they protect each other, so they create... Government!
[02:39.77] But then it creates even more... Conflict!
[02:41.28] Oh my god, and out of the conflict arises this ing president
[02:45.10] He' s a cockroach, he' s a little small boy
[02:47.88] And he gets really ing insecure
[02:51.54] About his place in the world, ha ha ha, classic
[02:54.23] So he finds some guy to project onto
[02:56.13] And they start bickering, and he bickers and bickers
[02:58.05] The other guy' s like, " you"
[02:59.06] The other guy' s like, " you mother er"
[03:01.33] But he has to go to his top cockroach scientist
[03:03.22] Because guess what, nukes don' t ing work on cockroaches
[03:06.44] It bounces off them like... a soft ocean breeze
[03:09.29] So the president ing, he' s like
[03:11.21] " Ok I' m gonna do it"
[03:12.22] So he devises a new missile
[03:13.19] He talks to his top cockroach scientist, imagine that
[03:15.52] A big humanlike cockroach in a ing labsuit with glasses on, heh
[03:18.47] So he ing tells him, he' s like
[03:20.73] " We need a missile that kills cockroaches"
[03:22.03] So the scientist is like
[03:23.38] " Ok I got it, it' s gonna be a missile
[03:24.95] And on the end of the missile instead of a nuke
[03:26.82] It' s one giant, president it' s a giant, it' s a giant..."
[03:31.61] SHOE!
[03:32.84] AND IT BLOWS HIM UP
[03:36.91] It' s a giant... shoe, heh
[03:41.70] Classic, classic, classic, classic, classic, I mean
[03:43.96] I mean, we just tryna chill
[03:46.30] We didn' t come here to show off, or like floss our shit
[03:51.64] Or anything like that
[03:53.03] We just came to chill and have fun
[03:55.39] And I guess that' s what life' s all about
[03:59.01] Ha ha, let go