作词 : L Seven, Sparks Uncle Bob, you're a drunken slob Daddy brought home a real winner, yeah Wake the guest, drink the tea For his holiday dinner Uncle Bob walked through the door He was built He was fucking galore The strength of his body Was kind of a shock The first time He put Mike in a headlock He crossed the line Put his feet on the chair Oh my GodHow can we [Incomprehensible] Uncle Bob, you're a drunken, fucking slob Uncle Bob, you're a drunken slob Is there anybody out there who can fuck my face? I have got a big, fat, ugly face I want you to fuck it Aww, alright