作词 : Sparks
Been dry long enough
My brain and body need some abuse

Rake me over the coals
And I'll try to think of an excuse

I set a goal and it won't be hard

Hit every bar on the boulevard

Bad idea yea you're probably right
But I won't be your designated driver tonight
Cause I'm
Off the wagon and on the town

Off the wagon and on the town

Off the wagon and on the town

Off the wagon

Just how much I've embarrassed myself
Well I haven't got a clue

Did I throw a drink in your face
Or tell you how much I love you

Oh shit I lost my id
Hook up the Jagermeister I.V
Bad idea yea you're probably right
But I won't be your designated driver tonight
Off the wagon

I'm off the wagon

I'm on the town off the wagon

Off the off the wagon wagon wagon wagon wee

Set a goal

Hit every bar

Bad idea

Designated
Alright alright

Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon

I'm on the town off the wagon

I'm on the town off the wagon
I'm on the town off the wagon

I'm off the wagon wagon wagon wagon

Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon ooh

That's it