I heard a tree.
It was talking to me.
It said "You are an asshole."
A honeybee
Went buzzing by me.
It said "You're such an asshole."
I've experienced such strange phenomenasince 
I left my sweet 
Marie.I left her to see the worldnow the whole world is mad at me!
I caught a fish.
The fish was pissed"I been caught by an asshole!"
A threw it back and a seagull crapped"For you are an asshole!"
I've experienced such weird phenomenasince 
I left you my 
MarieI walked away from your sweet sweet lovenow the whole world is through with me
I've experienced such odd phenomenasince you left me my 
MarieThe whole world can call me what it wantsif you just come back to me
My Marie!I need you sweet 
Marie: You're still an asshole
I'm on my knees, my 
Marie: You're still an asshole