[00:00.00] 作曲 : Bobby Erving/James Todd Smith
[00:02.25]Artist：ll cool j
[00:03.21]Songs Title：the do wop
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[00:10.05]And as you all know, I am hard as hell...
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[00:12.82]Woke up at 9:30 on a saturday morn,
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[00:15.30]Hit my remote control, turn my stereo on,
[00:18.34]Then I reached for a brush since I dont use a pick,
[00:21.60]And the floor was kinda cold so I put on my kix...
[00:24.18]Went to the kitchen and ate some corn flakes
[00:27.20]As I bopped to a tape a kut kreators breaks
[00:30.04]Wit hardcore, heavyweight b-boy blast,
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[00:33.09]Not soft, hardcore, kut kreators fast...
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[00:36.58]Jumped in the shower it was boiling hot,
[00:39.05]So I stayed there a hour cuz I like it a lot
[00:42.14]Jumped out, dried off, put on the devon cologne,
[00:44.89]Then I called up earl on the telephone...
[00:47.74]He said there was a jam that we could do later on
[00:51.02]Ten gs plus a limo for one short song
[00:53.87]So I said yeah I was wit it, hung up and got geared,
[00:57.19]Got a magnifyin glass then I brushed my beard,
[00:59.86]Rewound some tapes of some def jam tunes
[01:02.90]As I waited for the skeez to ring the bell at noon....
[01:05.89]12 oclock came, left the door cracked,
[01:08.64]The freak walked in, a mink on her back,
[01:11.70]Put her coat on the rack, threw my sessmo（? ） on
[01:14.88]Then I threw in a tape of the quiet storm, we drank
[01:18.05]Round hill cabernet sauvignon, she said l.l.
[01:20.36]When you gonna let me taste your tongue...
[01:22.46]Her skin got pale, I wham-bammed the tail,
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[01:26.51]Did it so hard I shoulda went ta jail...
[01:29.49]She left, earl came over and we went outside,
[01:32.35]Jumped in the b.m. ta bust a joyride..
[01:35.45]Went up to ajs in my fresh black wheels
[01:38.34]Im not a sucka on a corner tryin ta scrape up a meal...
[01:41.74]The girlies want sex, da fellas try ta flex,
[01:44.45]But those who flex end up wit broke necks...
[01:47.26]Signed some autographs for a posse a freaks -
[01:50.34]Said its l baby, I aint down wit sheik
[01:53.21]Conversated wit da skeezers for ten minutes more
[01:55.87]Then I jumped in my ride and the freak slammed the door...
[01:59.07]people think I do crimes
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[02:01.65]But they dont know Im just a conniseur of hip hop rhymes -
[02:05.09]Stop smilin, you think all of the time
[02:07.73]But he dont know my names on his wifes behind
[02:10.50]Ll has iced all the washed up slobs
[02:13.23]Vigilante of rap, so the hell wit the mob
[02:16.46]Dont run from the cops, makin suckas chop
[02:19.54]And Im only eighteen makin mo than yo pops
[02:22.63]Tormentor of toys and boy scout boys
[02:25.64]And I dare any critic to call it noize...
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[02:28.97]Peeked at the clock it said 6:03,
[02:31.69]Said later to kreator and broke out wit e..
[02:34.55]Went up ta white castle for a chocolate shake
[02:37.32]Thinkin bout a hundred thousand that Id soon make
[02:40.25]Finished up the snack, jumped up out my seat,
[02:42.63]Then ? hit the table and he made up a beat...
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[02:47.17]Kicked a few rhymes, stepped out the door
[02:49.59]Said tonight is a bore, Im in the mood for more!
[02:52.47]Jumped in my ride, I took a peek at the time
[02:55.40]It was almost 7:30 and the show was at 9
[02:58.23]Ll cool j would soon stand at a jam
[03:01.21]With thousands of people screamin touch my hand!
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[03:04.34]But since I had a hour plus a half attached
[03:06.73]I was searchin for the cutie whos my perfect match...
[03:10.13]Her name was renee, her face was ok
[03:12.52]But she had the kind a body that made j wanna play
[03:15.87]I said no need to rehearse, then I made my approach,
[03:18.48]Said you got a good team, girl but ya need a new coach,
[03:21.94]Said my names ll cool if I may introduce
[03:24.15]But Im not here for conversation, Im here ta seduce
[03:26.67]Wanna mix it up baby, wanna feel ya grind
[03:29.37]Cause it aint fifth grade, and these aint nursery rhymes
[03:31.08]Now I know you heard hardcore
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[03:36.53]Check out the real ll behind closed doors
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[03:40.04]Tell your buddies youre busy, tell your boyfriend beat it
[03:43.11]Put up the silk dress cuz ya aint gonna need it
[03:45.87]Unplug the clock, do away with the light,
[03:48.50]After five minutes or more ya here me say thats right!
[03:51.70]Your body is bad, I heard you got a caddy,
[03:54.70]When we make love you can call me daddy
[03:57.66]Im ll cool j, say hey renee,
[04:00.46]Im not a toy boy, but I still wanna play
[04:03.34]Promise you Im not wack when Im in the sack,
[04:05.88]After that Ill leave ya starvin for me to come back
[04:09.38]But in the meantime, what ya did just now,
[04:12.08]The next time I see ya, Im goin ta town
[04:15.15]Stepped away from da freak, it was a quarter to 9
[04:18.19]When I rode to the jam I saw the crew on line
[04:21.17]Took a trip around the side so I could get backstage
[04:24.06]If they call me a tiger then the stage is my cage
[04:27.01]I rip, stomp and crush, heavy metal bands rust,
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[04:29.80]Those flaky knuckleheads I crumble up like crust
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[04:32.72]Walked in the dressin room and then I heard four knocks
[04:35.90]They said ll your runnin late, and its time ta rock!
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[04:39.10]Told kut kreator what the order would be
[04:41.69]Then I said lord have mercy an slapped hands wit e,
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[04:44.83]Went on stage, I heard the girlies scream,
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[04:47.49]And at that very moment I woke up from the dream rrraaah!