[00:00.00] 作曲 : LL Cool J & Rick Rubin
[00:09.30]He man, Ive seen ya, think ya rockin it on the floor...
[00:13.30]You look like a moron! who let you in the door?
[00:17.86]To put the question bluntly: maybe your feets deformed.
[00:21.74]They should slap you in the teeth when you put your dancing shoes on.
[00:25.99]You cant dance!
[00:34.55]Why dont you just nail your feet to the floor?
[00:37.42]Homeboy, whats the use?
[00:39.24]Anytime you wanna step aside a party,
[00:41.30]First think of an excuse.
[00:43.86]You dance like a fat old lady
[00:45.30]Not sayin that fat old ladies aint nice,
[00:47.99]But every time you try to get one move right.
[00:50.18]The old lady then did it twice.
[00:51.92]You cant dance!
[01:00.93]Youve been a dancing disco disaster,
[01:02.99]The worst I ever saw.
[01:05.11]They should dropkick you on the neck
[01:07.24]And drag you off the floor.
[01:09.74]In every discotheque, I see you there
[01:12.05]In the middle of the crowd,
[01:13.99]Looking like you got eight or nine left feet dragging all around.
[01:17.24]You cant dance!
[01:26.30]Take my advice, dont move!
[01:28.93]Youll never get the knack.
[01:30.99]If I danced like you Id sneak out the party
[01:34.24]And wouldnt be coming back.
[01:35.24]On the floor youre a dinosaur, yeah boy, thats how you move.
[01:39.80]You look like ralph cramden or a donald duck cartoon.
[01:43.74]You cant dance!
[01:52.93]You wanna come to my party?
[01:54.99]I wouldnt give you a chance.
[01:57.05]You tried to take breakdance lessons,
[01:59.05]Ended up in an ambulance.
[02:01.49]Wouldnt it be funny if they put you on solid gold?
[02:05.80]You dance like you got arthritis already,
[02:07.99]Whatll happen when you get old?
[02:09.61]You cant dance!
[02:19.12]Why are you so stiff?
[02:20.61]Is it something that your mother did?
[02:22.99]Maybe you grew up around cant dance people
[02:25.30]When you were a cant dance kid.
[02:27.30]You live in a cant dance house,
[02:29.18]Went out in a cant dance car,
[02:31.55]Your doofy cant dance father
[02:33.62]Got drunk in a cant dance bar.
[02:36.05]You take a cant dance bath,
[02:37.93]Put on your cant dance cologne.
[02:40.05]Go out to a cant dance party
[02:41.87]So you wouldnt have to cant dance all alone.
[02:44.11]You cant dance!
[02:59.53]
[03:05.09]Homeboy, will you please get off the floor, you moron?