[00:00.000]Big Ole Butt - LL Cool J
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[00:00.506]I was at the mall sippin' on a milkshake
[00:02.806]Playin' the wall takin' a break
[00:05.108]Admirin' the girls with the bamboo earings
[00:07.508]Baby hair and bodies built to swing
[00:10.076]That's when I seen her
[00:11.326]Her name was Tina
[00:12.426]Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina
[00:14.979]I said "How you doin' my name's Big L
[00:17.344]Don't ask me how I'm livin'
[00:18.644]'cause yo I'm living swell
[00:20.244]But then again I'm livin' kind of foul
[00:22.278]'Cause my girl don't know
[00:23.328]That I'm out on the prowl"
[00:24.578]To make a long story short
[00:25.878]I got the digits
[00:27.029]Calls her on my car phone
[00:28.480]And paid her a visit
[00:29.481]I was spankin' her and thankin' her
[00:31.231]Chewin' her and doin' her
[00:34.744]Layin' like a king on sheets of satin
[00:36.898]That's what time it is
[00:38.100]You know what's happenin'
[00:39.400]She had a big ole booty
[00:40.651]I was doin' my duty
[00:41.716]I mean yo I admit that my girl's a cutie
[00:44.117]But Tina was erotic Earl's my witness
[00:46.750]With the kind of legs
[00:47.750]That put stockings out of business
[00:49.250]When I went home
[00:50.150]I kissed my girl on the cheek
[00:51.500]But in the back of my mind
[00:52.701]It was this big butt freak
[00:53.951]I sat my girl down I couldn't hold it in
[00:56.401]And said to her with a devilish grin
[00:59.202]TINA got a big ole butt
[01:01.202]I know I told you I'd be true
[01:03.703]But TINA got a big ole butt
[01:06.106]So I'm leavin' you
[01:08.757]TINA got a big ole butt
[01:11.009]I know I told you I'd be true
[01:13.663]But TINA got a big ole butt
[01:15.964]So I'm leavin' you
[01:18.814]I went to the high school about three o'clock
[01:20.914]To try to catch a cutie ridin' my jock
[01:23.415]My homeboy's jeep the system blastin'
[01:25.911]Cold forty dogs smilin' and laughin'
[01:28.413]Girls all over the kind I adore
[01:30.763]I felt like a kid in a candy store
[01:33.163]That's when I seen her
[01:34.464]Her name was Brenda
[01:35.614]She had the kind of booty
[01:36.665]That I'd always remember
[01:38.116]I said to my man "Stop the jeep"
[01:40.517]She's only senteen but yo don't sleep
[01:43.010]I kicked the bass like an NFL punter
[01:45.460]And scoped the booty like a big game hunter
[01:47.960]I said to the girl "Yo you look tired
[01:50.360]Let's go get some rest relax by the fire"
[01:52.860]I put the big booty on a bearskin rug
[01:55.112]She gave me a kiss I have her a hug
[01:57.863]I said to the girl
[01:58.918]"them young boys ain't nothin'
[02:00.068]You want to get freaky
[02:01.218]Let me kiss your belly button"
[02:02.568]I circled it and teased it
[02:03.868]And made her squeal
[02:05.018]Grabbed a pack of bullets
[02:06.268]And pulled out the steel
[02:07.569]When I was through
[02:08.369]I wiped the sweat from my eyes
[02:10.019]When to the kitchen
[02:10.919]And got some sweet potato pies
[02:12.319]Tina busted in my house while I was eatin'
[02:14.719]You know what I said
[02:15.669]Too bad you caught me cheatin' but
[02:17.569]BRENDA got a big ole butt
[02:19.620]I know I told you I'd be true
[02:22.121]But BRENDA got a big ole butt
[02:24.472]So I'm leavin' you
[02:27.072]BRENDA got a big ole butt
[02:29.323]I know I told you I'd be true
[02:31.923]But BRENDA got a big ole butt
[02:34.273]So I'm leavin' you
[02:37.123]I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak
[02:39.184]Around the time whe
[02:39.934]The waitress are on their lunch break
[02:41.787]I pulled in the parkin' lot and parded my car
[02:44.237]Somebody shouted out
[02:44.787]"I don't care who you are"
[02:46.637]I paid it no attention
[02:47.937]I walked inside
[02:49.037]Because Brian had a nine
[02:49.987]And he was chillin' in the ride
[02:51.687]I walked in the place
[02:52.687]Everybody was lookin'
[02:53.989]And shrimp and steak
[02:55.139]Wasn't the only thing cookin'
[02:56.539]I sat down to eat ordered my food
[02:59.055]I said to the waitress
[03:00.105]"I don't men to be rude
[03:01.368]But I'll take you on a platter"
[03:03.968]She said "You got a girl
[03:05.069]" I said "It don't matter
[03:06.219]You look like you're tastier
[03:07.519]Than a pipin' hot pizza
[03:08.819]What's your name "
[03:09.619]She said "My tag says Lisa"
[03:11.169]I said "OK you're smart and all that
[03:13.520]But when you get off work
[03:14.570]Yo I'll be back"
[03:16.170]She looked at me and said
[03:17.371]"Make yourself clear
[03:18.371]L where we going " I said
[03:19.621]"Right here"
[03:20.821]She looked kind of puzzled
[03:22.172]I said "You'll see"
[03:23.373]I pulled up at ten on the DOT
[03:25.773]When she walked out the door
[03:27.023]I threw my tongue down her throat
[03:28.323]Pushed her back inside
[03:29.324]And pulled off her coat
[03:30.674]Laid her on the table and place my order
[03:33.075]And habe her a tip
[03:34.325]Much bigger than a quarter
[03:35.775]On and on to the break 'a dawn
[03:38.026]All over the restaurant word is born
[03:40.494]I heard somebody coughin'
[03:41.695]I checked my watch
[03:42.894]I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock
[03:45.396]I grabbed my pants put on my Kangol
[03:47.796]Who did I see Oh yo it was Brenda
[03:52.197]Yo she worked at Red Lobster
[03:54.047]But I didn't remember
[03:55.447]LISA got a big ole butt
[03:57.548]I know I told you I'd be true
[03:59.997]But LISA got a big ole butt
[04:02.398]So I'm leavin' you
[04:04.048]See ya
[04:05.048]LISA got a big ole butt
[04:07.399]I know I told you I'd be true
[04:09.850]But LISA got a big ole butt
[04:12.150]So I'm leavin' you
[04:13.400]See ya