I found a gal that beats 'em all She isn't too short and she isn't too tall She's in the groove and right on the ball She's reet, petite and gone What a babe, she's the tops When we go out they don't need no traffic cops One look at her and the traffic stops Cause she's reet, petite and gone Now I could have my pick you know Cause I got dough that's ready to go But this chick's so mighty fine She got me all tied up like a ball of twine When I do things, I do 'em right I won't ever let my baby out of sight We'll tie the knot and we'll tie it tight Cause she's reet, petite and gone That chick has changed my attitude Whe ever I gaze on her pulchritude I'm tellin' you, Jack, she's so mighty fine She got me all tied up like a ball of twine Those other chicks leave me cold You can't compare brass to 14 carat gold After they made her they broke the mold Cause she's reet, petite and gone