| Song | Liquor Store |
| Artist | Less Than Jake |
| Album | Pezcore |
| Now listen up and hear what i'm saying | |
| If he's not talking to himself | |
| Then he must be praying | |
| Shine my shoes and ask for a dime | |
| Then pick my pockets while i'm in line | |
| He keeps telling me the score | |
| Down at the liquor store |