| Song | Whipping Boy |
| Artist | Less Than Jake |
| Album | Losers, Kings and Things We Don't Understand |
| The world keeps on spinning. | |
| Inside his head keeps on spinning. | |
| Wishing he could be on top for once, | |
| seems he hasn't spoke a word in months. | |
| It's the complications that make him lazy | |
| and it's the frustrations that make him so lazy. | |
| He's the whipping boy. |