Well, it was raining that 
December, 
I was turning 23
On my way to 
Hollywood via 
TennesseeLooking for adventure, hooked on 
LSDI was dreamin' 'bout the girls that were goin' down on me
I'll just stay and spend the night with you'
Cause I know you ain't got nothing better to do
Feeling pretty thin, it was lookin' pretty grim
Got a herd of 
Hurdy Gurdies at the 
Rainbow Bar & 
GrillShe ain't fuckin' pretty but she ain't my fuckin' wife
As long as 
I don't end up on the back side of her knife
I'll just stay and spend the night with you'
Cause I know you ain't got nothing better to do
Hooked up with a band, second baddest in the land
Eating sushi in 
Oklahoma, smokin' green bud in 
JapanWheels they keep on turnin' 20 people in the crowd
But I love to hear 'em scream when we're bringin' down the house
I'll just stay and spend the night with you'
Cause I know you ain't got nothing better to do
You ain't got nothing better to do
You ain't got nothing better to do
You ain't got nothing better to do
You ain't got nothing better to do