[00:00.338]A fine romance, with no kisses
[00:23.491]A fine romance, my friend this is
[00:31.546]We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
[00:37.154]But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
[00:45.234]A fine romance, you won't nestle
[00:54.290]A fine romance, you won't wrestle
[01:01.980]I might as well play bridge with my old maid Anne
[01:07.530]I haven't got a chance
[01:11.361]This is a fine romance
[01:15.668]A fine romance, my good fellow
[01:56.249]You take romance, I'll take jello
[02:04.233]You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
[02:10.419]At least they flap their fins to express emotion
[02:18.929]A fine romance with no quarrels
[02:27.529]With no insults and all morals
[02:35.636]I've never mussed the crease in your blue serge pants
[02:41.482]I never get the chance
[02:45.017]This is a fine romance