Joe Deemaggyoe's done it again
Joe Deemaggyoe's done it again

Clackin' that bat  gone with the wind
Joe Deemaggyoe's done it again
Some folks thot Big Joe was done
Some jus figgered Joe was gone

Steps to the platter with a great big grin
Joe Deemaggyoe's done it again

I'ma gonna tele ya jist th' way I feel
Man cain't run without his heel

Watch that raggypill split the wind
Joe Deemaggyoe's done it again

All three fielders jumped their best
Tryin' ta climb that highboard fence
They all growed whiskers on their chins
Joe Deemaggyoe's done it again

Up along them clouds where the eagles roam
Joe cracked that ball to whine and moan

His buddies laugh as they trot on in
Joe Deemaggyoe's done it again

Grandmaw's home by the radio

On the telleyevizzion awatchin' Joe

She jerks the beard offa grandpaw's chin
Joe Deemaggyoe's done it again

The puppy dog barked at the posseye kat
How does it look from where you set
Looks like a cyclone slidin' in
Joe Deemaggyoe's done it again