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[00:05.98]I'm a porter and a night clerk at the old hot rod hotel
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[00:13.03]I clean and scrub the lobby down and thirty one rooms as well
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[00:19.83]I wax and shine their boots and shoes
[00:22.63]I brush down their crinkeldy clothes
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[00:26.56]And I meet the buses and the trains and show you to your door
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[00:33.71]Bell bottom pants brought two boys in at six fourteen last night
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[00:40.25]Two girls checked in at ten otwo and I flipped on their light
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[00:47.52]The lamrods wife looks in their doors and finds one terrible sight
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[00:54.15]Those boys and girls got bawled up in their doors and rooms last night
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[01:24.08]A bloody flood could never messed these rooms up any worse
[01:28.71]
[01:30.83]It looked like moe had used this room to grease and breed a horse
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[01:37.85]Old gum and hairs and sticky rags  old bottles on the floors
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[01:45.15]Gobs of spit and condom rubbers on the windows  walls and doors
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[01:52.08]The lammy tried to make me clean up the crappy mess
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[01:58.96]Or else hed fire me off my job and let me starve to death
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[02:06.08]I laid aside my polish rag and downed my dusting pan
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[02:13.12]And I've not seen the old hot rod nor that old town since then