Holy cow, 
I think I've got one here
Now just what am 
I s'posed to do?
I've got a number of irrational fears that 
I'd like to share with you
First, there's rules about old goats like me
Hangin' 'round with chicks like you, but 
I do like you
And another one, you say, "Like" too much
But I'm shakin' at your touch, 
I like you way too much
My baby I'm afraid 
I'm falling for you
I'd do 'bout anything to get the hell out alive
Or maybe I would rather settle down with you
Holy moly, baby wouldn't you know it?
Just as I was bustin' loose
I've gotta go turn in my rock star card and get fat and old with you'
Cuz I'm a burning candle, you're a gentle moth
Teaching me to look a little bit kinder and 
I do like you
You're the lucky one, no, 
I'm the lucky one
I'm shakin' at your touch, 
I like you way too much
My baby I'm afraid 
I'm falling for you
I'd do 'bout anything to get the hell out alive
Or maybe I would rather settle down with you, oh
Holy sweeps, goddamn, you left your cello in the basement
I admired the glowing stars and tried to play a tune
I can't believe how bad 
I suck, it's true
What could you possibly see in little ol' 3-chord me?
But I do like you and you like me too!
I'm ready, let's do it baby
I'm shakin' at your touch, 
I like you way too much
My baby I'm afraid 
I'm falling for you
I'd do 'bout anything to get the hell out alive
Or maybe I would rather settle down with you
Down with you