D12--my band *HGJ* I don't know dude I think everyone's all jealous and shit Coz I'm like the lead singer of the band dude And I think everybody's got a fuckin'problem with me dude And they need to take it up with me after the show Because These chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band So I get offstage right drop the mic Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like Sup ladies my names Slim Shady I'm the lead singer of D-12baby And they're all like Oh my God it's him!Becky oh my fucking God it's Eminem!I swear to fucking God that you fucking rock please Marshall please let me suck your cock Now by now the rest of the fellas get jealous Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas All the chicks start yellin'all the hot babes Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage So like every single night they pick a fight with me But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me Dude I just think your trying to steal the light from me Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me Coz I told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be This rockstar shit is the life for me And all the other guys just despise me b cuz b These chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band My band my band my band my band my band my band my band my band my baaaaaaaaand my band baby （alright it's mine dude!give it's mine!aah!ow!dude!） You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you Ain't that how come we don't rap off pro tunes Smash these vocals and do a performance But we in a van and he in a tour bus You don't want my autograph youse a liar And nah I'm Swift （Oh I thought you were Kuniva） What the hell is wrong with our dressing room Cause our shit is lookin'smaller then like a decimal See I know how to rap it's simple but All I did is read a Russell Simmons book So I'm all intact trying to get on the map Doing jumping-jacks while getting whipped on my back Look at him little punk-ass thinking he the shit *Yea I know man by himself taking all the flips Hey I thought we had an interview with D J Clue Eminem You gonna be late for sound-check *Man I ain't going to sound-check *And our mikes is screwed up *And his always sound best *You know where I'm at I'ma say somethin' *Hey yo Em Eminem *Man nothing *I thought you was about to tell him off man whats up *Well imma tell him when I feel like it you man shut up *And you aint even back me up we supposed to be crew Man I was about to talk right after you *Aw man whatever These chicks don't even know the name of my band *I swear I swear man But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band They say the lead singers rock but the group is not Once we sold out arenas to amusement parks I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot I should cut his mic off when the music starts （Hey yo what's-） Ready to snap on a dumb-ass fan Every time I hear Hey dude I love your band! We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments So why he getting 90and we only get 10percent And these guys acting funny every area code Proof carry my bag bitch carry your own Can't make it to the stage security in the way Who the fuck are you !Where's Obe and Dre ! Godammit I'm sick of this group Time for me to go solo and make some loot I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack Lose Yourself video -I was in the back Superman video -I was in the back For the media I got some suggestions Fuck Marshall ask us some questions Like who is D-12how we get started （But what about Eminem ） Bitch are you retarded Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group Big ass stomach bitches think I'm cute Fifty told me to do sit-ups to get buff Did 2and a half and couldn't get up Fuck D-12I'm outta this band I'm bout to start a group with the real Roxanne Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name （Yes Fuck yes） These chicks don't even know the name of my band （Haha） But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands （Fuck Marshall） Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the man （Yea） All because I'm the new singe （Hahahah） My band my band our band your band our band Roxanne Shauntan Leslie I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants I'm the lead singer of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance My <-8>salsa