Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom
Mr. Soft turn it on and force the world
And watch the things you're going through
Oh Mr. Soft believe everything they tell you
And be damned if they'll thank you
You paint everything so cruel
Coming on like mister cool
Paint your face and shut the gate
No one's coming home till late ooh la cha
Bom bom bom bom
Don't you know life gets tedious enough
Without this extra grudge to bare
You so slow shift your ideas make your mind up
In a jiffy let's be fair
We'd all be taken off tonight
Turn off your eyes and shut the light
Oh you're the most so unreal
We'd all be dead without your spiel
Ooh la oh take it
Bom bom bom bom
Oh Mr. Soft go to town and bring the dawning
In the morning on your way
Mr. soft put your feet upon the waters
And play Jesus for that day
You begin to hear them mumble
Spot the starman ruff and tumble
Fight the good fights sling your axe
Watch the speaker lead the packs
Ooh here we go again