Have a banana  Hannah

Try the salami  Tommy

Give with the gravy  Davy

Everybody eats when they come to my house

Try a tomato  Plato

Here's cacciatore  Dorie
Taste the baloney  Tony

Everybody eats when they come to my house

I fix your favorite dishes

Hopin' this good food fills ya

Work my hands to the bone in the kitchen alone

You better eat if it kills ya

Pass me a pancake  Mandrake

Have an hors-d'oeuvre-y  Irvy

Look in the fendel  Mendel
Everybody eats when they come to my house

Hannah  Davy  Tommy  Dora  Mandrake

Everybody eats when they come to my house
Pastafazoola  Talullah
Oh  do have a bagel  Fagel

Now  don't be so bashful  Nashville

Everybody eats when they come to my house

Hey  this is a party  Marty

Here  you get the cherry  Jerry
Now  look  don't be so picky  Micky
'Cause everybody eats when they come to my house
All of my friends are welcome
Don't make me coax you  moax you

Eat the tables  the chairs
The napkins  who cares
You gotta eat if it chokes you

Oh  do have a knish  Nishia

Pass me the latke  Macky

Chile con carne for Barney

Everybody eats when they come to my house

Face  Buster  Chair  Chops  Fump

Everybody eats when they come to my house

Everybody eats when they come to my house