Lyrical Lies A old man gave me a tip he said \"Don\'t waste your time with politics\" he said \"Just chase skirts instead\" \"Life is too short, and you\'re almost dead\" he said \"I met a woman once, I gave her my best shot\" \"But never did I talk and talk and talk\" \"If I had her back, I\'d be as real as my age\" \"I so don\'t blame them, I wouldn\'t do the same\" \"But I can blame them, I\'d sing her this\" And you want to be dressed in poetry But imagery doesn\'t fit And you want resizing But darling dear get a grip And I think what I just wrote is going over my head I\'m stealing lines from myself And what I said was never said It\'s just a lyrical lie Made up in my mind And you want to be dressed in poetry But imagery doesn\'t fit And you want resizing But darling dear get a grip You\'re moving but not aware You\'re drowsy without a care Except keeping your whites behind your lids And your lids are your best canvas I can only imagine what your painting, what your painting And your body on my mattress is proof And your makeup on your pillow is proof But do you think I am telling you the truth It\'s just a lyrical lie Made up in my mind And you want to be dressed in poetry But imagery doesn\'t fit And you want resizing But darling dear get a grip And you want to be dressed in poetry But imagery doesn\'t fit And you want resizing But darling dear get a grip