Now here ya' come baby With your tail draggin' the gravy Y' know your P's 'n Q's What ya don't know baby Is you're givin' me the blues You got juice on your chin Eggs on the drainboard Pie on the wall Dirt on the rug I come home late And I stumbled 'n swore Ya won't even give me a hug Ya had my things all laid out Laid out by the door I'm leavin' I'm gonna take up with a mermaid And leave you lie-lovin' women alone Leave you lie-lovin' women alone You said ya had it together once Now your head's 'round the bend I'm tellin' ya, woman You better get it back together again I'm gonna grow fins And go back in the water again If you don't leave me alone I'm gonna take up with a mermaid And leave you lie-lovin' women alone Leave you lie-lovin' women alone Now here ya' come baby With your tail draggin' the gravy Y' know your P's 'n Q's What ya' don't know, woman Is you're givin' me the blues