If That Isn't Love

Song If That Isn't Love
Artist Weird Al Yankovic
Album Alpocalypse

Lyrics

[00:05.48] Ooh yeah
[00:08.03] Oh
[00:11.91] I'm your shelter from the storm
[00:14.48] You'll know I'll always have your back
[00:16.78] I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my butt crack
[00:22.03] I never get out my leaf blower when Oprah is on
[00:27.73] And when you're telling me about your feelings I try not to yawn
[00:32.10] And when we're at parties I don't talk about your spastic bladder
[00:38.04] When you're cleaning the gutters on the roof I hold the ladder
[00:43.16] And if that isn't love
[00:49.04] If that isn't love
[00:54.10] If that isn't love
[00:57.67] I don't know what love is
[01:00.17] Nanananananana nanananano I guess I don't know
[01:05.17] Nanananananana
[01:09.04] Ahhhh listen now
[01:11.17] There's a microscopic bit of milk left in the refrigerator
[01:15.42] I could've finished it off but I quit in case you want a tiny little sip for later
[01:21.04] And if you cut the cheese then maybe I'll wink and say the dog's to blame
[01:25.48] And I'll make sure to call you baby everytime I forget your name
[01:31.85] I'll even tell you girl when you start looking fat
[01:36.67] Cuz all your so-called friends will probably neglect to mention that
[01:41.92] And if that isn't love
[01:47.79] If that isn't love
[01:53.11] If that isn't love
[01:56.54] I don't know what love is
[01:58.24] Nanananananana nananana well then I don't know
[02:03.64] Nananannananna
[02:06.01] Oh no
[02:08.13] Even though you make me sit through Mamma Mia!
[02:11.89] Well I still adore you
[02:13.96] I'll kiss you even if you have omelettes for breakfast
[02:17.09] And I can't stand omelettes
[02:19.34] After I take a bath,
[02:20.90] If it's still warm I'll leave the water in there for you
[02:24.34] I'll give you my word
[02:26.40] You're so beautiful you make a glorious sunset look like a big fat turd
[02:31.90] Everytime I see you trying to lift some really heavy thing
[02:37.97] You can always count on me to help by saying something encouraging
[02:42.09] If you get drunk and pass out I'll never Sharpie up your face
[02:48.66] And I don't wipe my nose on your couch even though that's a super convenient place
[02:54.22] I totally support every idiotic thing you do
[02:58.41] And I almost never pretend you're someone else when I'm making out with you
[03:04.78] And if that isn't love
[03:10.47] If that isn't love
[03:15.78] If that isn't love
[03:18.41] I don't know what love is
[03:21.16] Nanananananana no I don't know what love is
[03:26.04] Nanananananana well I don't know what love is
[03:34.29] I don't know what love is