[00:00.00] 作词 : Yankovich
[00:15.26]Ever (ever) happens in this town
[00:16.94]Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here
[00:18.99]I thought that I would go right outta my mind
[00:21.02]Until a friend told me the news
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[00:23.30]He said, "(Hey), you know that vacant lot
[00:24.76]Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it
[00:26.68]And on the spot they're gonna build a shop
[00:28.38]Where we can go buy bolts and screws"
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[00:30.97]Since then I've been walking on air (air)
[00:32.54]I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair
[00:34.20]'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care
[00:36.03]I've been waiting since last June
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[00:38.54]For this day to finally arrive
[00:40.02]I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive
[00:41.78]'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside
[00:43.78]Well, I hope they open soon
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[00:46.06]I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
[00:50.46]When they gonna open up that door?
[00:53.44]I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[00:55.06]Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[00:56.36]Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[00:59.19]Hardware store
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[01:10.96]In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight
[01:12.20]Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out
[01:14.07]I pressed my nose right up against the glass
[01:15.86]You know, I had to be first in line
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[01:18.30]Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom
[01:19.85]Want a pair of pliers for every single room in my house
[01:21.71]See those hacksaws? Very, very soon
[01:23.40]One of them will be all mine
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[01:25.94]Guys with nametags walking down the aisles
[01:27.45]Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles
[01:29.25]Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles
[01:31.12]All arranged alphabetically
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[01:33.48]And they're doing a promotional stunt
[01:34.97]There's a great big purple sign out front
[01:36.83]That says every 27th customer
[01:38.77]Will get a ball pein hammer free
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[01:41.20]I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
[01:45.26]When are they gonna open up that door?
[01:48.36]I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[01:50.06]Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[01:51.32]Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[01:54.15]Hardware store
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[01:58.37]I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[02:00.47]Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[02:01.60]Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[02:03.92]Hardware store
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[02:16.98](breathe)
[02:18.08]Would you look at all that stuff ...
[02:22.69]They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
[02:24.34]Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
[02:26.43]Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
[02:28.24]BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
[02:30.52]Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
[02:32.22]Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
[02:34.03]Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
[02:35.91]Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
[02:37.80]Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
[02:39.82]Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
[02:41.72]Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
[02:43.62]Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
[02:45.40]Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
[02:47.30]Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
[02:49.39]Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
[02:51.26]Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
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[02:53.49]I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
[02:57.31]When are they gonna open up that door?
[03:00.47]I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[03:02.22]Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[03:03.71]Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[03:06.43]Hardware store
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[03:10.48]I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[03:12.32]Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[03:13.42]Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[03:15.88]Hardware store
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[03:19.89]I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[03:21.29]Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[03:22.84]Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[03:25.26]Hardware store
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