| Song | I Remember Larry |
| Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
| Album | Bad Hair Day |
| 作词 : Yankovic | |
| Say, do you remember that guy | |
| Larry next door | |
| Well, he always was the neighborhood clown | |
| Like the time he pulled my pants off | |
| And he took those color pictures | |
| And posted copies all over town | |
| Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn | |
| Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight till dawn | |
| What a crazy kid larry was, always foolin' around | |
| Boy, what a joker | |
| What a funny, funny guy | |
| I'll never forget about | |
| LarryNo matter how | |
| I trySay, do you remember when | |
| I lost all my hair' | |
| Cause Lar' gave me that | |
| Nair shampoo | |
| And hey, how 'bout the day he put | |
| Ben Gay inside my jockstrap | |
| And filled my toothpaste tube up glue | |
| All those wedgies he gave | |
| All those shoestrings he tied | |
| All those brownies he made with the ex-lax inside | |
| Oh, Lar', | |
| I swear, it was a laugh a minute with you | |
| Boy, what a joker | |
| What a funny, funny guy | |
| I'll never forget about | |
| LarryNo matter how | |
| I tryYou know | |
| I couldn't help but laugh | |
| Even though he treated me like slime | |
| Remember when he cut my car in half? | |
| Well, he really got me good that time | |
| Say, do you remember when | |
| I broke in | |
| Larry's house | |
| Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag | |
| Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest | |
| And stuffed him in a big plastic bag | |
| If the cops ever find him, who knows what they'd say | |
| But I'm sure if ol' | |
| Lar' were still with us today | |
| He would have to agree with me | |
| It was a pretty good gag | |
| Boy, what a joker | |
| What a funny, funny guy | |
| I'll never forget about | |
| LarryNo matter how | |
| I tryBoy, what a joker | |
| What a funny, funny guy | |
| I'll never forget about | |
| LarryNo matter how | |
| I try |
| zuò cí : Yankovic | |
| Say, do you remember that guy | |
| Larry next door | |
| Well, he always was the neighborhood clown | |
| Like the time he pulled my pants off | |
| And he took those color pictures | |
| And posted copies all over town | |
| Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn | |
| Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight till dawn | |
| What a crazy kid larry was, always foolin' around | |
| Boy, what a joker | |
| What a funny, funny guy | |
| I' ll never forget about | |
| LarryNo matter how | |
| I trySay, do you remember when | |
| I lost all my hair' | |
| Cause Lar' gave me that | |
| Nair shampoo | |
| And hey, how ' bout the day he put | |
| Ben Gay inside my jockstrap | |
| And filled my toothpaste tube up glue | |
| All those wedgies he gave | |
| All those shoestrings he tied | |
| All those brownies he made with the exlax inside | |
| Oh, Lar', | |
| I swear, it was a laugh a minute with you | |
| Boy, what a joker | |
| What a funny, funny guy | |
| I' ll never forget about | |
| LarryNo matter how | |
| I tryYou know | |
| I couldn' t help but laugh | |
| Even though he treated me like slime | |
| Remember when he cut my car in half? | |
| Well, he really got me good that time | |
| Say, do you remember when | |
| I broke in | |
| Larry' s house | |
| Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag | |
| Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest | |
| And stuffed him in a big plastic bag | |
| If the cops ever find him, who knows what they' d say | |
| But I' m sure if ol' | |
| Lar' were still with us today | |
| He would have to agree with me | |
| It was a pretty good gag | |
| Boy, what a joker | |
| What a funny, funny guy | |
| I' ll never forget about | |
| LarryNo matter how | |
| I tryBoy, what a joker | |
| What a funny, funny guy | |
| I' ll never forget about | |
| LarryNo matter how | |
| I try |