| Song | I Can't Watch This |
| Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
| Album | Off the Deep End |
| 作词 : Hammer, James, Miller ... | |
| I can't watch this. i can't watch this | |
| I can't watch this. i can't watch this | |
| My my my my tv makes me so bored | |
| Makes me say, oh my lord | |
| What is this garbage here? | |
| Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears | |
| It sucks, and that's no lie | |
| It's about as much fun as watching paint dry | |
| Lowers my iq one notch | |
| And that's the reason why, uh, i can't watch | |
| I told you homeboy... i can't watch this | |
| Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know... | |
| I can't watch this | |
| Poke out my eyes, man... i can't watch this | |
| Yo, gimme that remote control... i can't watch this | |
| Talkin' 'bout sick shows | |
| Tere's america's funniest home videos | |
| I can't believe my eyes | |
| When i see the kind of stuff that wins first prize | |
| Somebody's poor old mom | |
| Falls down off the roof, lands right on the lawn | |
| Face first on a rake | |
| I hear they've got it on the seventeenth take | |
| That's funny as a kick in the crotch | |
| And that kind of show, uh, i can't watch | |
| Yo, i told you... i can't watch this | |
| Change the channel now, man... i can't watch this | |
| Yo, pass the tv guide here, sucker... i can't watch this | |
| Cosby show and rosanne | |
| Think i've taken 'bout as much as i can | |
| Judge wopner, oh my | |
| You gotta be rainman to like this guy | |
| Thirtysomething is alright | |
| If you like hearing yuppies whining all night | |
| Can't stand twin peaks | |
| Wish they'd lynch those donun-eatin' freaks | |
| Thos siskel & ebert bums | |
| Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs | |
| That's word because you know... i can't watch this | |
| I can't watch this | |
| Break it down! | |
| Here's-how-to-order-money-back-guarantee-removes-tough-stains-fast-it-tastes-more-like-fresh-peanuts-they-keep-going-and-going-don't-hate-me-because-i'm-beautiful-could-be-dandruff-our-prices-ar | |
| Aaaane!!! | |
| Stop! prime time! | |
| I'm pretty sure i'll be sick | |
| If i have to watch another stupid pet trick | |
| Or that guy with the real flat hair | |
| That goes 'woof woof woof' and waves his fist in the air | |
| Or those weird talk shows | |
| About transsexual nazi eskimos | |
| They're rude, crude and vile | |
| Just for a minute let's flip down the dial | |
| Flip, flip, flip... yeccch, i can't watch this | |
| Look man... i can't watch this | |
| I can't take this torture no more, i can't... | |
| I can't watch this | |
| Pay the bills, station break | |
| Break it down! | |
| Operators-are-standing-by-cubic-zirconium-necklace-you're-soaking-in-it-and-our-fabulous-swimsuit-issue-when-you've-got-a-headache-this-big-this-is-your-brain-on-drugs-i've-fallen-and-i-can't-ge | |
| ! | |
| Stop! cable time! | |
| Hbo and playboy, showtime and mtv | |
| I might like 'em more after my lobotomy | |
| Now why did i ever pay for this junk? | |
| I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk | |
| Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless t & a | |
| It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away | |
| I can't watch this. i can't watch this | |
| I can't watch this. yeah... i can't watch this | |
| I told you... can't watch this | |
| Too hip, can't watch this | |
| Get me outta here... can't watch this |
| zuò cí : Hammer, James, Miller ... | |
| I can' t watch this. i can' t watch this | |
| I can' t watch this. i can' t watch this | |
| My my my my tv makes me so bored | |
| Makes me say, oh my lord | |
| What is this garbage here? | |
| Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears | |
| It sucks, and that' s no lie | |
| It' s about as much fun as watching paint dry | |
| Lowers my iq one notch | |
| And that' s the reason why, uh, i can' t watch | |
| I told you homeboy... i can' t watch this | |
| Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know... | |
| I can' t watch this | |
| Poke out my eyes, man... i can' t watch this | |
| Yo, gimme that remote control... i can' t watch this | |
| Talkin' ' bout sick shows | |
| Tere' s america' s funniest home videos | |
| I can' t believe my eyes | |
| When i see the kind of stuff that wins first prize | |
| Somebody' s poor old mom | |
| Falls down off the roof, lands right on the lawn | |
| Face first on a rake | |
| I hear they' ve got it on the seventeenth take | |
| That' s funny as a kick in the crotch | |
| And that kind of show, uh, i can' t watch | |
| Yo, i told you... i can' t watch this | |
| Change the channel now, man... i can' t watch this | |
| Yo, pass the tv guide here, sucker... i can' t watch this | |
| Cosby show and rosanne | |
| Think i' ve taken ' bout as much as i can | |
| Judge wopner, oh my | |
| You gotta be rainman to like this guy | |
| Thirtysomething is alright | |
| If you like hearing yuppies whining all night | |
| Can' t stand twin peaks | |
| Wish they' d lynch those donuneatin' freaks | |
| Thos siskel ebert bums | |
| Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs | |
| That' s word because you know... i can' t watch this | |
| I can' t watch this | |
| Break it down! | |
| Here' showtoordermoneybackguaranteeremovestoughstainsfastittastesmorelikefreshpeanutstheykeepgoingandgoingdon' thatemebecausei' mbeautifulcouldbedandruffourpricesar | |
| Aaaane!!! | |
| Stop! prime time! | |
| I' m pretty sure i' ll be sick | |
| If i have to watch another stupid pet trick | |
| Or that guy with the real flat hair | |
| That goes ' woof woof woof' and waves his fist in the air | |
| Or those weird talk shows | |
| About transsexual nazi eskimos | |
| They' re rude, crude and vile | |
| Just for a minute let' s flip down the dial | |
| Flip, flip, flip... yeccch, i can' t watch this | |
| Look man... i can' t watch this | |
| I can' t take this torture no more, i can' t... | |
| I can' t watch this | |
| Pay the bills, station break | |
| Break it down! | |
| Operatorsarestandingbycubiczirconiumnecklaceyou' resoakinginitandourfabulousswimsuitissuewhenyou' vegotaheadachethisbigthisisyourbrainondrugsi' vefallenandican' tge | |
| ! | |
| Stop! cable time! | |
| Hbo and playboy, showtime and mtv | |
| I might like ' em more after my lobotomy | |
| Now why did i ever pay for this junk? | |
| I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk | |
| Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless t a | |
| It' s awful, it' s putrid, it' s crummy, it' s stupid, gonna throw my set away | |
| I can' t watch this. i can' t watch this | |
| I can' t watch this. yeah... i can' t watch this | |
| I told you... can' t watch this | |
| Too hip, can' t watch this | |
| Get me outta here... can' t watch this |