Listen up, I got a story to tell
John the Baptist wore wild minks
Strewn 'bout the room with a swoon and a wink
Big body Bethlehem links
Top model, playing piano while he thinks
What's perfection when life's interesting on the brink?
Gregorian chants over drinks
In reverence from legends historians seek
Tone of Charlie's good grief
The sole of James' good feet
Those who never ate of strange fruits
Think his tooth is unique
Yet within his group he's very couth at the least
Jus' well in tune with the movements of beasts
In the dark age he was unfazed by the new waves
And stayed true to his old ways
Word on the streets, was that he parted seas with ease
And broke breads with saints and thieves
Shade on the sleeves was the same as the slaves to Kings
The raven's wit and the mood that brings
The understanding of the enemy
The power in the song one sings
A boast that Joseph's coat would beg to emote
Feasting on meats that was bled from the throat
Lambs of goats
Wiping the grease from said treats on the sleeves of his coats
Messages received from burnin' trees was
translated to tablets so the herd could read, indeed
He ghost wrote psalms, but few saw him on the scene
Masterpieces for the paychecks
Said he wanted the same they cut Mike for the Sistine
Been an umpteen since he pissed clean
Stop attending lessons, couple blocks from the bean
Don't try to rewrite your story when you die
Johnny boy wore wild minks, so will I
Why not?

Little Johnny at the county fair man, it's a dunk tank
Salame was twerkin' on Herod, her horse carriage was hunchback
The North Star challenge was dumb packed
At the starting line, a hundred wise men, three made the finish
What made you talk about him?
He say forgiveness, love is tremendous,
just don't fall in love with the image
As below, so above, no pretendin'
Left a stain in the shape of his mug on the linen
Encumbrances sold drugs on the fences
For sustenance
He gotta mean C-walk like Dub-C
**** a plea
He stepped into the court and gave them suckas grief
Cup o' tea, see
A thousand pigs drowned in a lake
Piece of cake
He in the state of G rates
He in the Wraith
He awake
He can evade Jakes
And beat the case, either way
Frequency, mayday
****ing with legal aide, need a break

Hey, hey sweetheart, bring me a glass, will ya?
Not a cup, a glass, rhymes with class, ya understand?
Come on, smarten up
It's alright, it's alright
Bobby Sherman, Christmas album,
that's where I got my style from, quite frankly
And I had this Panamanian tailor, this guy name Mr. Holt,
I mean this guy,
I'm talkin' about a marvel with
needle and thread, you know what I mean?
You don't find guys that make clothes like this anymore, you know?
The linings he would come up with, you understand?
His business card,
it didn't say ****ing tailor, it said ****ing interior decorator
And he comes up with these own
patterns, you understand what I'm saying?
To the point where, you wanted to take the ****ing blazer off and turn
it inside out and wear it inside out,
you know, you understand what I'm saying?
Because that's how ****ing marvelous you'd look here
You know, we're talking, it's the '60s, it's free love,
and everybody's got the ****ing
you know, the dashikis and the tie-dye on
And you want to fit in, you know, you don't wanna be the odd man out
They got hot girls that look, you know,
they got hot girls, you know, hot hippie girls
You've seen a couple of them, yeah you know?
The other broads, you don't-
Hey sweetheart? Do me a favor?
Hey sweetheart, you up there?
Can, can you bring me a glass? I'm thirsty here