Call it Canaveral 
I won't say his name
could've had anyone and he did
what do you think could make him stoop so low
What do you think could make him 
stick his hands in my life
what on earth could make him stoop so low
what do you think would make him 
stick his cock in my wife
what on earth would make him stoop so low
Like to put him up up there in one
Like to see his face
Like to put him up there in one
Blow him up in space
He'll fertilize the rice in China
With the cinders of his remains
Want to start a country somewhere on an island or an archipelago
or a peninsula or an ishtmus or a fjord or an inlet
even a mountain
Print up stamps and money there
and they'll all have Oswald's face