Anything But Love
| Song | Anything But Love |
| Artist | Squirrel Nut Zippers |
| Album | The Best of Squirrel Nut Zippers |
Lyrics
| I sing a song about clouds and rainbows | |
| I hum a tune that sings like a dove. | |
| Rhyme some words about anything | |
| Anything but love. | |
| I paint a picture of my prison | |
| With blue and grey from the skies above | |
| Framed and signed with the title | |
| "anything but love." | |
| He had to go but i won't miss him | |
| I have got better things to do | |
| Like writing stories and painting pictures | |
| Of anything but love. | |
| I write a story about a couple | |
| Steal a plot from an old movie | |
| You can tell what inspired it | |
| Anything but love. |