| Song | Xerox |
| Artist | Stormtroopers of Death |
| Album | Bigger Than the Devil |
| Rollins called up and he wants his tattoos | |
| Laugh In is on and they need back their shoes | |
| Bob Marley called and he wants back his dreads just how many piercings can you put in your head? | |
| Sid Vicious needs his razor blade and chain the | |
| N.Y. Dolls are back so give then back their glam the white riot's on and the | |
| Clash need back their sound with patchouli and pitbull you're looking so downtown | |
| You're fucking kinkos | |
| You're fucking kinkos | |
| You're fucking kinkos | |
| You're just a copy... xerox |