bonus track: ji gong jiao produced by guang guang

Song bonus track:挤公交(produced by 光光)
Artist D-Evil
Album King of East

Lyrics

[00:01.12] 刷卡太快请重刷
[00:03.72] 刷卡太快请重刷
[00:06.57] 刷卡太快请重刷
[00:08.94] 朋友你还刷好啦？
[00:10.49] 公交站台，人山人海
[00:12.84] 有人看报纸，有人啃烧卖
[00:15.39] 上班的上学的站一排
[00:17.85] 躲在后面么么谈恋爱
[00:19.85] 油条赶快塞，豆腐脑赶快怀
[00:23.40] 车子来了赶不上算你活该
[00:25.80] 小孩你真呆，过日子不实在
[00:28.31] 这车子没开空调哎还要投两块
[00:31.21] 不如坐地铁去老，轮子多的跑的快
[00:33.97] 坐地铁要上楼下楼朋友我缺钙
[00:36.32] 你看13路司机开的超过公路赛
[00:38.37] 哎油碰到堵车还不如小林海
[00:40.98] 车上广播很大声，磊磊娜娜齐上阵
[00:43.83] 老吴韶新闻，小陆很清纯
[00:45.99] 南京话的主持人东升老脸最恩正
[00:48.90] 马桶里面撑杆跳，朋友你过分
[00:51.46] 挤公交，刷月票，挤不上的要迟到
[00:54.61] 包看好，钱抓牢，角子掉了满地找
[00:56.71] 我挤了2年半你猜他讲句什么话
[00:58.71] 刷卡太快请重刷，刷卡太快请重刷
[01:01.57] 挤公交，刷月票，挤不上的要迟到
[01:03.77] 包看好，钱抓牢，角子掉了满地找
[01:06.22] 我挤了2年半你猜他讲句什么话
[01:08.97] 刷卡太快请重刷，刷卡太快请重刷
[01:12.13] 上一步，往里走，带快得表堵门口
[01:15.04] 动动哎动动哎，你叫我动就动拉
[01:17.44] 我前面的站如松，后面的坐如钟
[01:20.15] 我不是孙悟空，我不会武功
[01:22.45] 车开了扶好，表乱窜，表乱站
[01:25.41] 小心刘翔跨栏失误
[01:26.91] 干么四？卡蛋！
[01:28.06] 我跟你讲喔，这还真不算惨
[01:29.81] 我昨天看到个人被门夹成熊猫盼盼
[01:32.87] 你看这公交车上事情真奇怪
[01:35.23] 好不容易有个位子还是老头让老太
[01:37.63] 旁边坐的小年轻，盯到电视在发呆
[01:40.63] 中学生，抱到啃，他就不嫌异怪
[01:43.28] 凹造型，我教你，出门实达小盘膝
[01:45.53] 皮要厚，心要细，死缠烂打送惊喜
[01:47.88] 在家吃，少出去，么的事表吃肯德基
[01:50.74] 边上网，边看戏，头盔男大骂雅阁女
[01:53.19] 你看我的眼睛啊美啊，你看那是谁啊
[01:56.40] 女老师一拍大腿，啊呀活见鬼啊
[01:58.20] “怎么又是你们啊”
[01:59.50] 老师来坐哎，我们俩一起坐哎
[02:01.95] “你们寡讲我老，流氓”
[02:04.15] 挤公交，刷月票，挤不上的要迟到
[02:06.00] 包看好，钱抓牢，角子掉了满地找
[02:08.65] 我挤了2年半你猜他讲句什么话
[02:11.30] 刷卡太快请重刷，刷卡太快请重刷
[02:13.50] 挤公交，刷月票，挤不上的要迟到
[02:16.16] 包看好，钱抓牢，角子掉了满地找
[02:18.96] 我挤了2年半你猜他讲句什么话
[02:21.56] 刷卡太快请重刷，刷卡太快请重刷
[02:23.06] 我今天也发现公交车上甩人真不少
[02:27.22] 老太寡刷学生票，****跟到摆盘跑
[02:29.72] 小偷眼睛光看包，抬头寡是小广告
[02:31.87] “什么广告啊”
[02:32.98] “哎呀朋友你表得啊”
[02:34.08] 秦淮医院上三楼，有病你找刘教授
[02:36.98] 难言之隐无痛人流随时看了随时走
[02:40.03] 现在车上的小偷是正二八经多啊
[02:42.48] 你看那个小杆子手直往人家口袋里头摸啊
[02:45.88] 要是口袋里头有个龙虾他表太快活啊
[02:48.18] 朋友你真梗直，你是南京大萝卜啊
[02:49.89] 师傅请你手不要乱怀，我今天皮夹子么的带出来
[02:55.24] 我刚从白子亭买的小螃蟹
[02:57.59] 你再摸你再摸我告你非礼老太
[03:00.79] 哎呀你看那小偷被发现了还在掏
[03:03.40] 我们去逮他去啊
[03:04.49] 逮逮逮，逮个毛
[03:05.85] 我家上有老下有小，一只狗等我养到老
[03:08.25] 抓小偷这个事喔，孟非都管不了
[03:10.90] 孟非管不了是因为他不挤公交
[03:13.40] 我是大龄未婚男青年，两个字，抖
[03:16.11] 挤公交，刷月票，挤不上的要迟到
[03:18.46] 包看好，钱抓牢，角子掉了满地找
[03:20.82] 我挤了2年半你猜他讲句什么话
[03:23.62] 刷卡太快请重刷，刷卡太快请重刷
[03:25.57] 挤公交，刷月票，挤不上的要迟到
[03:28.92] 包看好，钱抓牢，角子掉了满地找
[03:31.57] 我挤了2年半你猜他讲句什么话
[03:33.82] 刷卡太快请重刷，刷卡太快请重刷
[03:36.43] 挤公交，刷月票，挤不上的要迟到
[03:39.03] 包看好，钱抓牢，角子掉了满地找
[03:41.64] 我挤了2年半你猜他讲句什么话
[03:44.19] 刷卡太快请重刷，刷卡太快请重刷
[03:46.49] 挤公交，刷月票，挤不上的要迟到
[03:49.40] 包看好，钱抓牢，角子掉了满地找
[03:51.80] 我挤了2年半你猜他讲句什么话
[03:54.85] 刷卡太快请重刷，刷卡太快请重刷
[03:57.35]
[04:00.25] 来随家仓到了，还有人下啊？么的人下，么的人下走老
[04:01.90] 下……下……下哎！
[04:02.60]
[04:05.14] 刚才就喊你你怎么不下呢
[04:06.74] 我口……口……口吃……吃哎

Pinyin

[00:01.12] shuā kǎ tài kuài qǐng zhòng shuā
[00:03.72] shuā kǎ tài kuài qǐng zhòng shuā
[00:06.57] shuā kǎ tài kuài qǐng zhòng shuā
[00:08.94] péng yǒu nǐ hái shuā hǎo la?
[00:10.49] gōng jiāo zhàn tái, rén shān rén hǎi
[00:12.84] yǒu rén kàn bào zhǐ, yǒu rén kěn shāo mài
[00:15.39] shàng bān de shàng xué de zhàn yī pái
[00:17.85] duǒ zài hòu miàn me me tán liàn ài
[00:19.85] yóu tiáo gǎn kuài sāi, dòu fǔ nǎo gǎn kuài huái
[00:23.40] chē zi lái le gǎn bù shàng suàn nǐ huó gāi
[00:25.80] xiǎo hái nǐ zhēn dāi, guò rì zi bù shí zài
[00:28.31] zhè chē zi méi kāi kōng tiáo āi hái yào tóu liǎng kuài
[00:31.21] bù rú zuò dì tiě qù lǎo, lún zi duō de pǎo de kuài
[00:33.97] zuò dì tiě yào shàng lóu xià lóu péng yǒu wǒ quē gài
[00:36.32] nǐ kàn 13 lù sī jī kāi de chāo guò gōng lù sài
[00:38.37] āi yóu pèng dào dǔ chē hái bù rú xiǎo lín hǎi
[00:40.98] chē shàng guǎng bō hěn dà shēng, lěi lěi nà nà qí shàng zhèn
[00:43.83] lǎo wú sháo xīn wén, xiǎo lù hěn qīng chún
[00:45.99] nán jīng huà de zhǔ chí rén dōng shēng lǎo liǎn zuì ēn zhèng
[00:48.90] mǎ tǒng lǐ miàn chēng gān tiào, péng yǒu nǐ guò fèn
[00:51.46] jǐ gōng jiāo, shuā yuè piào, jǐ bù shàng de yào chí dào
[00:54.61] bāo kàn hǎo, qián zhuā láo, jiǎo zǐ diào le mǎn dì zhǎo
[00:56.71] wǒ jǐ le 2 nián bàn nǐ cāi tā jiǎng jù shén me huà
[00:58.71] shuā kǎ tài kuài qǐng zhòng shuā, shuā kǎ tài kuài qǐng zhòng shuā
[01:01.57] jǐ gōng jiāo, shuā yuè piào, jǐ bù shàng de yào chí dào
[01:03.77] bāo kàn hǎo, qián zhuā láo, jiǎo zǐ diào le mǎn dì zhǎo
[01:06.22] wǒ jǐ le 2 nián bàn nǐ cāi tā jiǎng jù shén me huà
[01:08.97] shuā kǎ tài kuài qǐng zhòng shuā, shuā kǎ tài kuài qǐng zhòng shuā
[01:12.13] shàng yī bù, wǎng lǐ zǒu, dài kuài dé biǎo dǔ mén kǒu
[01:15.04] dòng dòng āi dòng dòng āi, nǐ jiào wǒ dòng jiù dòng lā
[01:17.44] wǒ qián miàn dí zhàn rú sōng, hòu miàn dí zuò rú zhōng
[01:20.15] wǒ bú shì sūn wù kōng, wǒ bú huì wǔ gōng
[01:22.45] chē kāi le fú hǎo, biǎo luàn cuàn, biǎo luàn zhàn
[01:25.41] xiǎo xīn liú xiáng kuà lán shī wù
[01:26.91] gàn me sì? kǎ dàn!
[01:28.06] wǒ gēn nǐ jiǎng ō, zhè hái zhēn bù suàn cǎn
[01:29.81] wǒ zuó tiān kàn dào gè rén bèi mén jiā chéng xióng māo pàn pàn
[01:32.87] nǐ kàn zhè gōng jiāo chē shàng shì qíng zhēn qí guài
[01:35.23] hǎo bù róng yì yǒu gè wèi zi hái shì lǎo tóu ràng lǎo tài
[01:37.63] páng biān zuò de xiǎo nián qīng, dīng dào diàn shì zài fā dāi
[01:40.63] zhōng xué shēng, bào dào kěn, tā jiù bù xián yì guài
[01:43.28] āo zào xíng, wǒ jiào nǐ, chū mén shí dá xiǎo pán xī
[01:45.53] pí yào hòu, xīn yào xì, sǐ chán làn dǎ sòng jīng xǐ
[01:47.88] zài jiā chī, shǎo chū qù, me de shì biǎo chī kěn dé jī
[01:50.74] biān shàng wǎng, biān kàn xì, tóu kuī nán dà mà yǎ gé nǚ
[01:53.19] nǐ kàn wǒ de yǎn jīng a měi a, nǐ kàn nà shi shuí a
[01:56.40] nǚ lǎo shī yī pāi dà tuǐ, ā yā huó jiàn guǐ a
[01:58.20] " zěn me yòu shì nǐ men a"
[01:59.50] lǎo shī lái zuò āi, wǒ men liǎ yì qǐ zuò āi
[02:01.95] " nǐ men guǎ jiǎng wǒ lǎo, liú máng"
[02:04.15] jǐ gōng jiāo, shuā yuè piào, jǐ bù shàng de yào chí dào
[02:06.00] bāo kàn hǎo, qián zhuā láo, jiǎo zǐ diào le mǎn dì zhǎo
[02:08.65] wǒ jǐ le 2 nián bàn nǐ cāi tā jiǎng jù shén me huà
[02:11.30] shuā kǎ tài kuài qǐng zhòng shuā, shuā kǎ tài kuài qǐng zhòng shuā
[02:13.50] jǐ gōng jiāo, shuā yuè piào, jǐ bù shàng de yào chí dào
[02:16.16] bāo kàn hǎo, qián zhuā láo, jiǎo zǐ diào le mǎn dì zhǎo
[02:18.96] wǒ jǐ le 2 nián bàn nǐ cāi tā jiǎng jù shén me huà
[02:21.56] shuā kǎ tài kuài qǐng zhòng shuā, shuā kǎ tài kuài qǐng zhòng shuā
[02:23.06] wǒ jīn tiān yě fā xiàn gōng jiāo chē shàng shuǎi rén zhēn bù shǎo
[02:27.22] lǎo tài guǎ shuā xué shēng piào, gēn dào bǎi pán pǎo
[02:29.72] xiǎo tōu yǎn jīng guāng kàn bāo, tái tóu guǎ shì xiǎo guǎng gào
[02:31.87] " shén me guǎng gào a"
[02:32.98] " āi yā péng yǒu nǐ biǎo dé a"
[02:34.08] qín huái yī yuàn shàng sān lóu, yǒu bìng nǐ zhǎo liú jiào shòu
[02:36.98] nán yán zhī yǐn wú tòng rén liú suí shí kàn le suí shí zǒu
[02:40.03] xiàn zài chē shàng de xiǎo tōu shì zhèng èr bā jīng duō a
[02:42.48] nǐ kàn nà gè xiǎo gān zi shǒu zhí wǎng rén jiā kǒu dài lǐ tou mō a
[02:45.88] yào shì kǒu dài lǐ tou yǒu gè lóng xiā tā biǎo tài kuài huó a
[02:48.18] péng yǒu nǐ zhēn gěng zhí, nǐ shì nán jīng dà luó bo a
[02:49.89] shī fū qǐng nǐ shǒu bú yào luàn huái, wǒ jīn tiān pí jiā zǐ mǒ de dài chū lái
[02:55.24] wǒ gāng cóng bái zǐ tíng mǎi de xiǎo páng xiè
[02:57.59] nǐ zài mō nǐ zài mō wǒ gào nǐ fēi lǐ lǎo tài
[03:00.79] āi yā nǐ kàn nà xiǎo tōu bèi fā xiàn le hái zài tāo
[03:03.40] wǒ men qù dǎi tā qù a
[03:04.49] dǎi dǎi dǎi, dǎi gè máo
[03:05.85] wǒ jiā shàng yǒu lǎo xià yǒu xiǎo, yì zhī gǒu děng wǒ yǎng dào lǎo
[03:08.25] zhuā xiǎo tōu zhè gè shì ō, mèng fēi dōu guǎn bù liǎo
[03:10.90] mèng fēi guǎn bù liǎo shì yīn wèi tā bù jǐ gōng jiāo
[03:13.40] wǒ shì dà líng wèi hūn nán qīng nián, liǎng gè zì, dǒu
[03:16.11] jǐ gōng jiāo, shuā yuè piào, jǐ bù shàng de yào chí dào
[03:18.46] bāo kàn hǎo, qián zhuā láo, jiǎo zǐ diào le mǎn dì zhǎo
[03:20.82] wǒ jǐ le 2 nián bàn nǐ cāi tā jiǎng jù shén me huà
[03:23.62] shuā kǎ tài kuài qǐng zhòng shuā, shuā kǎ tài kuài qǐng zhòng shuā
[03:25.57] jǐ gōng jiāo, shuā yuè piào, jǐ bù shàng de yào chí dào
[03:28.92] bāo kàn hǎo, qián zhuā láo, jiǎo zǐ diào le mǎn dì zhǎo
[03:31.57] wǒ jǐ le 2 nián bàn nǐ cāi tā jiǎng jù shén me huà
[03:33.82] shuā kǎ tài kuài qǐng zhòng shuā, shuā kǎ tài kuài qǐng zhòng shuā
[03:36.43] jǐ gōng jiāo, shuā yuè piào, jǐ bù shàng de yào chí dào
[03:39.03] bāo kàn hǎo, qián zhuā láo, jiǎo zǐ diào le mǎn dì zhǎo
[03:41.64] wǒ jǐ le 2 nián bàn nǐ cāi tā jiǎng jù shén me huà
[03:44.19] shuā kǎ tài kuài qǐng zhòng shuā, shuā kǎ tài kuài qǐng zhòng shuā
[03:46.49] jǐ gōng jiāo, shuā yuè piào, jǐ bù shàng de yào chí dào
[03:49.40] bāo kàn hǎo, qián zhuā láo, jiǎo zǐ diào le mǎn dì zhǎo
[03:51.80] wǒ jǐ le 2 nián bàn nǐ cāi tā jiǎng jù shén me huà
[03:54.85] shuā kǎ tài kuài qǐng zhòng shuā, shuā kǎ tài kuài qǐng zhòng shuā
[03:57.35]
[04:00.25] lái suí jiā cāng dào le, hái yǒu rén xià a? me de rén xià, me de rén xià zǒu lǎo
[04:01.90] xià xià xià āi!
[04:02.60]
[04:05.14] gāng cái jiù hǎn nǐ nǐ zěn me bù xià ne
[04:06.74] wǒ kǒu kǒu kǒu chī chī āi