Jackie is a punk

Judy is a runt
They both went down to Berling
Joined the ice capades

And oh  I don't know why

Oh  I don't know why

Perhaps they'll die

Oh yeah

Perhaps they'll die

Oh yeah

Perhaps they'll die

Oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die

Oh yeah

Second verse  same as the first
Jackie is a punk

Judy is a runt
They both went down to Berlin
Joined the ice capades

And oh  I don't know why

Oh  I don't know why

Perhaps they'll die

Oh yeah

Perhaps they'll die

Oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die

Oh yeah

Perhaps they'll die

Oh yeah

Third verse  different from

Jackie is a punk
Judy is a runt

They both went down to Frisco
Joined the SLA

And oh  I don't know why

Oh  I don't know why

Perhaps they'll die

Oh yeah

Perhaps they'll die

Oh yeah

Perhaps they'll die

Oh yeah

Perhaps they'll die

Oh yeah