| Song | There's a Rat |
| Artist | My Brightest Diamond |
| Album | All Things Will Unwind |
| There’s a rat in the kitchen and he’s eatin’ my cheese | |
| Eatin’ my cheese, eatin’ my cheese | |
| A rat in the kitchen and he’s eatin’ my cheese | |
| Eatin’ my cheese alright | |
| There’s a snake in the cellar and he’s drinkin’ my wine | |
| Drinkin’ my wine, drinkin’ my wine | |
| A snake in the cellar and he’s drinkin’ my wine | |
| Drinkin’ my wine alright | |
| Well I ain’t gonna let ya keep on eatin’ and eatin’ and eatin’ | |
| Ain’t gonna let ya keep on takin’ and takin’ and takin’ | |
| I’m gonna treat ya like the mouse that you are | |
| Creepin’ in and eatin’ up my house you are | |
| I ain’t gonna stand it | |
| I am gonna turn ya out crack snap trap | |
| This is my home step back! | |
| There’s a moth in the closet and he’s eatin’ my clothes | |
| A mole in my garden and he’s chewin’ my hose | |
| A bird in the attic and he’s stealin’ my song | |
| A man at the door and his motive is wrong | |
| Oh bankers, lawyers, thieves! | |
| Gov’ners, mayors, police! | |
| …………………………………… | |
| Oh bankers, lawyers, thieves! | |
| Cheaters, dealers, disease! | |
| No I ain’t gonna let ya keep on eatin’ and eatin’ and eatin’ | |
| Ain’t gonna let ya keep on takin’ and takin’ and takin’ | |
| I’m gonna treat ya like the mouse that you are | |
| Creepin’ in and eatin’ up my house you are | |
| I ain’t gonna stand it | |
| I am gonna turn ya out crack snap trap | |
| This is my home step back! |
| There' s a rat in the kitchen and he' s eatin' my cheese | |
| Eatin' my cheese, eatin' my cheese | |
| A rat in the kitchen and he' s eatin' my cheese | |
| Eatin' my cheese alright | |
| There' s a snake in the cellar and he' s drinkin' my wine | |
| Drinkin' my wine, drinkin' my wine | |
| A snake in the cellar and he' s drinkin' my wine | |
| Drinkin' my wine alright | |
| Well I ain' t gonna let ya keep on eatin' and eatin' and eatin' | |
| Ain' t gonna let ya keep on takin' and takin' and takin' | |
| I' m gonna treat ya like the mouse that you are | |
| Creepin' in and eatin' up my house you are | |
| I ain' t gonna stand it | |
| I am gonna turn ya out crack snap trap | |
| This is my home step back! | |
| There' s a moth in the closet and he' s eatin' my clothes | |
| A mole in my garden and he' s chewin' my hose | |
| A bird in the attic and he' s stealin' my song | |
| A man at the door and his motive is wrong | |
| Oh bankers, lawyers, thieves! | |
| Gov' ners, mayors, police! | |
| Oh bankers, lawyers, thieves! | |
| Cheaters, dealers, disease! | |
| No I ain' t gonna let ya keep on eatin' and eatin' and eatin' | |
| Ain' t gonna let ya keep on takin' and takin' and takin' | |
| I' m gonna treat ya like the mouse that you are | |
| Creepin' in and eatin' up my house you are | |
| I ain' t gonna stand it | |
| I am gonna turn ya out crack snap trap | |
| This is my home step back! |