作曲 : David Stefan Rovics Portland is a town that's in the news much of the time There are a lot of vegans and there's very little crime It's a nice safe place to live, folks ride bicycles a lot The winters aren't so cold and the summers aren't so hot They build houses out of cob, they hang out in the park Where you needn't worry about walking after dark There are lots of homeless people but they don't hurt no one Just be careful of the boys in blue playing with their guns Watch out for the cops (4x) You can hang out with the punks with the piercings and tattoos You can eat out at a food truck, any neighborhood you choose You can dance to Balkan music while you drink a microbrew Chilling in a gay bar with the mayor and his crew But be careful what you do, be prepared to get some flack Especially for those who may be male, young and Black The fact is you'd do better in sweet home Alabam You're safer there on the old streets of Birmingham Watch out for the cops (4x)) Portland's full of roses, there are flowers everywhere But for others they've got prisons with some nice electric chairs You can go downtown, ride the buses there for free A town full of progressives but such a rotten bunch of cops Who knows who'll get shot at the next routine traffic stop? When you live in a place like Portland where they tend to act this way You can just join the police force instead of the KKK! Watch out for the cops (4x))