[00:12.80]Last night, outta the blue
[00:15.80]Driftin’ off to the evening news
[00:18.64]She said "Honey, what would you do
[00:21.93]If you’d never met me"
[00:24.59]I just laughed, said "I don’t know,
[00:27.52]But I could take a couple guesses though"
[00:30.56]And then tried to dig real deep,
[00:34.24]Said, "Darling honestly...
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[00:36.70]I’d do a lot more offshore fishin’
[00:39.70]I’d probably eat more drive-thru chicken
[00:42.63]Take a few strokes off my golf game
[00:46.00]If I’d have never known your name
[00:48.64]I’d still be driving that old green ‘Nova
[00:51.65]I probably never would have heard of yoga
[00:54.68]Be a better football fan
[00:58.06]But if I was a single man
[01:01.11]Alone and out there on the loose
[01:05.56]Well I’d be looking for a woman like you."
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[01:15.55]I could tell that got her attention
[01:18.55]So I said, "Oh yeah, I forgot to mention,
[01:21.54]I wouldn’t trade a single day
[01:24.64]For a hundred years the other way."
[01:27.31]She just smiled and rolled her eyes,
[01:30.53]Cause she’s heard all of my lines
[01:33.54]I said, "C’mon on girl, seriously
[01:36.94]If I hadn’t been so lucky
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[01:39.69]I’d be shootin’ pool in my bachelor pad
[01:42.58]Playing bass in my cover band
[01:45.62]Restocking up cold Bud Light
[01:48.58]Play poker every Tuesday night, yeah
[01:51.65]I’d have a dirt bike in the shed
[01:54.27]And not one throw pillow on the bed
[01:57.57]I’d keep my cash in a coffee can
[02:00.88]But if I was a single man
[02:04.02]Alone and out there on the loose
[02:08.57]Well I’d be looking for a woman like you."
[02:14.43]
[02:18.64]She knows what a mess I’d be if I didn’t have her here
[02:23.52]But to be sure, I whispered in her ear
[02:30.56]"You know I get sick deep-sea fishin’
[02:33.74]And you make the best fried chicken
[02:37.32]I got a hopeless golf game
[02:40.23]I love the sound of your name
[02:42.85]I might miss that old green ‘Nova
[02:45.76]But I love watchin’ you do yoga
[02:48.63]I’d take a gold band on my hand
[02:51.61]Over being a single man
[02:54.66]Cause honestly I don’t know what I’d do
[02:59.64]If I’d never met a woman like you."
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