I knew a stupid prick 
He was a ****ing dick 
And he was looking for an easy way out 
He reached into his shit 
Ploffered a rusty bit 
It was a razorblade / a rusty razorblade 
Death by bloodloss / suicide razorblade 
And lying on the floor 
Just right outside the door 
He was about to take his very last breath 
The paramedics came yeah it was ****ing lame 
And he was waiting for the angel of death