| Song | Razorblade |
| Artist | Zeke |
| Album | Dirty Sanchez |
| I knew a stupid prick | |
| He was a ****ing dick | |
| And he was looking for an easy way out | |
| He reached into his shit | |
| Ploffered a rusty bit | |
| It was a razorblade / a rusty razorblade | |
| Death by bloodloss / suicide razorblade | |
| And lying on the floor | |
| Just right outside the door | |
| He was about to take his very last breath | |
| The paramedics came yeah it was ****ing lame | |
| And he was waiting for the angel of death |