| Song | Mononucleosis |
| Artist | Ween |
| Album | The Pod |
| 作词 : Ween | |
| When you came into the pod | |
| You told me that something was wrong | |
| Said, "You wasn't havin' no more fun and you want to lick the sun" | |
| Couldn't say it was any fun, oh dude | |
| Now you're on the couch, you can't even move your fucking head | |
| Tell me that you wish you was dead | |
| Dude, I really don't wish you was dead | |
| Better stay in your sweaty mucus bed, oh dude | |
| I can't have a smoke, can't even enjoy a little brew | |
| What the hell's my buggy going to do? | |
| Can't even pet the horses in the zoo | |
| Little Miss | |
| Mandy's in this too, oh dude |
| zuò cí : Ween | |
| When you came into the pod | |
| You told me that something was wrong | |
| Said, " You wasn' t havin' no more fun and you want to lick the sun" | |
| Couldn' t say it was any fun, oh dude | |
| Now you' re on the couch, you can' t even move your fucking head | |
| Tell me that you wish you was dead | |
| Dude, I really don' t wish you was dead | |
| Better stay in your sweaty mucus bed, oh dude | |
| I can' t have a smoke, can' t even enjoy a little brew | |
| What the hell' s my buggy going to do? | |
| Can' t even pet the horses in the zoo | |
| Little Miss | |
| Mandy' s in this too, oh dude |