My mom told me to get a job
Work with my neighbor Bob
Why can't I get some sympathy
Don't yell at me
I'm almost 18
And not to mention,
I'm so poor I can't afford to pay attention
What can I say
We don't get paid.
We suck Yeah
We're never gonna make it
We're too dumb to be rich and famous
I'm sick of doing what I'm told
This shit is getting old
I sold the family car, bought a guitar
Gonna be a star....
We suck Yeah
We're never gonna make it
We're too dumb to be rich and famous
Record companies don't 
even want to claim us
We suck yeah but who can blame us
Just like you and we're never gonna make it
We're too dumb to be rich and famous
Is it the way I comb my hair,
the way I talk, the way I walk
the clothes I wear
What can I say
We don't get paid
I don't wanna throw my life away
I don't wanna throw my life away
We suck yeah
We're never gonna make it
We're too dumb to be rich and famous
Record companies don't 
even wanna claim us
We suck yeah
but who could blame us
Just like you and we're never gonna make it
We're too dumb to be rich and famous
Record companies don't 
even wanna claim us
We suck yeah
but who could blame us
I don't wanna throw my life away
Tonite tonite alright
Don't wanna throw my life away
Tonite tonite alright
Don't wanna throw my life away
Tonite tonite alright
Don't wanna throw my life away
Tonite
We suck yeah
We're never gonna make it
We're too dumb to be rich and famous
Record companies don't even wanna claim us
We suck yeah
But who could blame us
Just like you and we're never gonna make it
We're too dumb to be rich and famous
Record companies don't even wanna claim us
We suck yeah
But who could blame us
We suck yeah
But who could blame us
So do you
But who could blame us
My girlfriend swears to this day
that we're never getting played
on the radio