| Song | Contrasong |
| Artist | Egg |
| Album | The Polite Force |
| 作词 : Campbell | |
| Gazing quite vacantly into space one day | |
| sitting up in my bed surrounded by | |
| a few Sunday papers and their colour supplements | |
| all of them superficially interesting | |
| happily unaware that somewhere somebody was aware | |
| that somewhere somebody was awake and well | |
| undisturbed | |
| living on | |
| Glancing quite speedily through assortments | |
| of horrible illustrations of atrocities | |
| and apologies of editors but they felt | |
| it was necessary for people to see the pictures | |
| on no account were they attempting | |
| to boost their paper's circulations | |
| I felt a wave | |
| closed my eyes | |
| which was worse | |
| Nevertheless I was I suppose | |
| quite at ease at home with my food | |
| brought up at intervals to my bed | |
| with all the sympathy I could want | |
| and with all the time in the world | |
| to write thank-you letters to all the people | |
| kind enough to send Christmas presents | |
| when they knew I was | |
| really very | |
| insignificant |
| zuò cí : Campbell | |
| Gazing quite vacantly into space one day | |
| sitting up in my bed surrounded by | |
| a few Sunday papers and their colour supplements | |
| all of them superficially interesting | |
| happily unaware that somewhere somebody was aware | |
| that somewhere somebody was awake and well | |
| undisturbed | |
| living on | |
| Glancing quite speedily through assortments | |
| of horrible illustrations of atrocities | |
| and apologies of editors but they felt | |
| it was necessary for people to see the pictures | |
| on no account were they attempting | |
| to boost their paper' s circulations | |
| I felt a wave | |
| closed my eyes | |
| which was worse | |
| Nevertheless I was I suppose | |
| quite at ease at home with my food | |
| brought up at intervals to my bed | |
| with all the sympathy I could want | |
| and with all the time in the world | |
| to write thankyou letters to all the people | |
| kind enough to send Christmas presents | |
| when they knew I was | |
| really very | |
| insignificant |