Hi dee ho, we have a show Step right up come one come all Kiddies, bring your parents, they'll enjoy it too We have a chinese rat, it's as big as a dog We have the snake lady, look at em' looking at her Find yourself inside of our big top (i wanna be the cannon ball man) So much fun your head is gonna pop (i wanna be the cannon ball man) All the freaks we've got em' here Step inside nothing here to fear But we'll need a volunteer (i wanna be the cannon ball man) That's right kiddies, we'll need a volunteer So form a single file line Don't be shy, we'll need a young guy First you'll slide your feet into this dark hole You'll feel a small blast,and you'll land in the net On the other side of our big top We accept you one of us (i am the cannon ball man) A loving cup a loving cup (i am the cannon ball man) To the left the bearded clam Off to the right the skinny fat man Now step in our human cannon (i am the cannon ball man) Hi dee ho you had a show