[00:12.40]It was a matter of time,
[00:14.65]Before he fell through
[00:16.53]That roof on a Friday night
[00:19.16]
[00:20.34]And he was lucky to be alive
[00:22.53]But he never listens to me
[00:26.40]And David answered the front door
[00:31.72]It was a charity
[00:33.28]He should have given more…
[00:36.29]
[00:37.28]I used to think
[00:38.59]He was really poor
[00:39.79]But then I caught
[00:41.40]A look at his TV
[00:43.66]Strange,
[00:45.53]Stranger things have happened
[00:49.53]Since he crashed his car
[00:53.53]As the paramedics picked him up
[00:56.97]He said to them,
[00:59.78]"Let's do it all again"
[01:01.78]Roll out of bed
[01:16.47]And into routine
[01:17.41]It takes a moron to know one
[01:20.60]And he knows me
[01:22.03]
[01:23.10]He makes a meal Out of everything,
[01:25.78]But he's never had
[01:28.29]Me round for tea
[01:29.84]It was a matter of time,
[01:33.72]Before he fell through
[01:36.65]That roof on a Friday night
[01:38.96]
[01:40.15]And he was lucky to be alive
[01:42.58]But he never listens to me
[01:45.96]Strange,
[01:48.64]Stranger things have happened
[01:52.70]Since he crashed his car
[01:56.27]As the paramedics picked him up
[01:59.52]He said to them,
[02:02.84]"Let's do it all again"
[02:04.89]Strange,
[02:05.83]
[02:22.78]Stranger things have happened
[02:26.78]Since he crashed his car
[02:30.15]As the paramedics picked him up
[02:33.65]He said to them,
[02:36.03]"Let's do it all again"
[02:37.91]Strange,
[02:39.28]Stranger things have happened
[02:43.84]Since he crashed his car
[02:46.90]As the paramedics picked him up
[02:50.34]He said to them,
[02:52.65]"Let's do it all again"