| Song | I Wet Myself |
| Artist | Crucified Barbara |
| Album | In Distortion We Trust |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作曲 : Crucified Barbara | |
| It was a bad, bad smell that hit me like a bullet straight up my nose | |
| It was a joke | |
| It made me laugh | |
| And then I realised- | |
| No! Oh yeah | |
| I felt I really had to go | |
| Before embarrassment was a fact | |
| I could have killed, killed for a moment alone | |
| One moment alone | |
| Oh no, I'm getting wet | |
| I wet myself, oh no... ...but it's too late now... | |
| It was some minutes | |
| I will never forget | |
| It was a lifetime of pain | |
| Thought I was doing well | |
| Until the female from hell went up by my side | |
| She said: | |
| I'm not sure | |
| I'm glad you're here | |
| It looks like you're getting wet somewhere | |
| She said: | |
| Get out of my house | |
| Before you ruin my fucking carpet | |
| Oh yeah! I felt that it was time to go | |
| But there was something | |
| I wanted to do | |
| So I said: hey guys, | |
| I wet my pants | |
| And it's fun, you should try it too | |
| Oh yeah, I'm getting wet | |
| I wet myself, oh yeah |
| zuo qu : Crucified Barbara | |
| It was a bad, bad smell that hit me like a bullet straight up my nose | |
| It was a joke | |
| It made me laugh | |
| And then I realised | |
| No! Oh yeah | |
| I felt I really had to go | |
| Before embarrassment was a fact | |
| I could have killed, killed for a moment alone | |
| One moment alone | |
| Oh no, I' m getting wet | |
| I wet myself, oh no... ... but it' s too late now... | |
| It was some minutes | |
| I will never forget | |
| It was a lifetime of pain | |
| Thought I was doing well | |
| Until the female from hell went up by my side | |
| She said: | |
| I' m not sure | |
| I' m glad you' re here | |
| It looks like you' re getting wet somewhere | |
| She said: | |
| Get out of my house | |
| Before you ruin my fucking carpet | |
| Oh yeah! I felt that it was time to go | |
| But there was something | |
| I wanted to do | |
| So I said: hey guys, | |
| I wet my pants | |
| And it' s fun, you should try it too | |
| Oh yeah, I' m getting wet | |
| I wet myself, oh yeah |
| zuò qǔ : Crucified Barbara | |
| It was a bad, bad smell that hit me like a bullet straight up my nose | |
| It was a joke | |
| It made me laugh | |
| And then I realised | |
| No! Oh yeah | |
| I felt I really had to go | |
| Before embarrassment was a fact | |
| I could have killed, killed for a moment alone | |
| One moment alone | |
| Oh no, I' m getting wet | |
| I wet myself, oh no... ... but it' s too late now... | |
| It was some minutes | |
| I will never forget | |
| It was a lifetime of pain | |
| Thought I was doing well | |
| Until the female from hell went up by my side | |
| She said: | |
| I' m not sure | |
| I' m glad you' re here | |
| It looks like you' re getting wet somewhere | |
| She said: | |
| Get out of my house | |
| Before you ruin my fucking carpet | |
| Oh yeah! I felt that it was time to go | |
| But there was something | |
| I wanted to do | |
| So I said: hey guys, | |
| I wet my pants | |
| And it' s fun, you should try it too | |
| Oh yeah, I' m getting wet | |
| I wet myself, oh yeah |