| Song | The Tain (Part I) |
| Artist | The Decemberists |
| Album | The Tain |
| Crone: Here upon this pillow | |
| Made of reed and willow | |
| You're a fickle little twister | |
| Are you sweet on your sister? | |
| Your fallow won't leave you alone. | |
| And granted for their pleasure | |
| Possessions laid to measure | |
| She's a salty little pisser | |
| With your cock in her kisser | |
| But now she's a will of her own. |